OT - Flirting 101

LMAO

You probably scared the ish out of her.  She thought that she was in control and making you uncomfortable.........you showed her  

I have NO idea what happened.  Did it die during the years that I was married?  I never saw any headlines in the newspaper.  I didn't hear any reports on the news!  Yet...flirting is dead!  It died shortly after romance did!  

I admit, I long for the days of silk stockings, stiletto heals, candle light dinners and dancing cheek to cheek.  I miss sweet kisses on my neck and whispers in ear.  Now...you'll lucky if you get a happy meal and a grope in the drive threw line!

WTH??!!    

Flirting? What's that?  

 Here are some of the "lines" I've heard lately:

1. "Thicky Thic**** Looking like I like it". WTF?

2. "Shawty, shawty, shawty. You look like you could keep a mah****** tight"

3. As I place my keys in the back pocket of my jeans "Damn, those keys sure are lucky", says the ********tanding in line behind me.

So, around these parts in Baltimore, ROMANCE IS DEAD! It's like brother romance never existed. 

I did get "I apologize if I'm being too forward, but you look lovely today". This came from a man in his 60's. 

oooooooh   grrrrrr *%$*%)%*$)#*%$()*%$)(#%*$)(

... these remind me of this idiot a few weeks ago.  I was walking down the street, minding mines and this fool introduced himself by name, then said ' you lookin' kinda sexy.  you wanna make 50 dollars?"

SAY WHAT!!!!????       I jerked my head around so fast and looked at him so crazy I think I scared him  LOL   with my meanest-mugg I said "doing WHAT?"    he got to stammering and slunk the **** on away from me...  the nerve...

OMG!

I know girl...aint that a mess?  He actually seemed to think he was being flattering with that mess because he acted surprised by my reaction.  And what was up with telling me
his name  

 

The answer is: "Baby you caint afford it!"...but then again the less said to these fools the better!