Did Jesus wear a stopwatch?

Dalexis
on 8/31/09 11:11 pm - Brooklyn, NY

What also kills me are the preachers who are like, "JEEEZUS would wantcha ta' have me prayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy fer ya! In ordah to prey on, uh, ahem, I mean praaaaaaaaaaaaaay fer ya, ya gotta send me...ah say ya gotta send me...YA....GOT...TA....SENDAH...MEEEEEE!! Twenty dollars...That's rightah..Twenty Dollars an' I'll pray fer ya!!!!"

Now, when I see this, I don't know who's worse: the preacher for saying it or the people who believe him.

"When Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds to conquer." Plutach. Not true, for there are always more worlds to conquer.

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(deactivated member)
on 8/31/09 11:17 pm

RNY on 10/02/08

@ YA....GOT...TA....SENDAH...MEEEEEE!!

They be dramatic "like a mugg" don't they...

MSW will not settle
on 8/31/09 11:49 pm

Now, when I see this, I don't know who's worse: the preacher for saying it or the people who believe him.

My vote is for the fools who believe him!

HelpMeRhonda !!
on 9/1/09 12:00 am - J. R. Ewing, TX

RNY on 07/10/02

And to think I thought Jesus was really emailing me....

Seriously, I love the forward this if you love Jesus email, and the next emails from the same people are about sex.... WT??

Dedee
on 9/1/09 1:19 am - Home Is Where, The HEART is, Midwest

RNY on 09/30/03

I focus not on my disabilty; my focus is on my ABILITIES.
(Dedee, 2009)

My hearing impairment ENABLES me, not disables me.
(Dedee, 2008)

       ~Dedee

(deactivated member)
on 9/1/09 2:52 am

RNY on 10/02/08

Dayum! Is Mr. Cartoon-BrothaMan trying to cop a feel or is he about to administer CPR to the sista?

(deactivated member)
on 9/1/09 3:12 am

RNY on 10/02/08

That's why I only send out xes emails with a funny twist.

Dalexis
on 9/1/09 3:36 am - Brooklyn, NY

RNY on 11/27/06

"Fo' da' mere price of 19.99...that's right, only 19.99, Not only will I summon all my powahs t' have da' lawd do ya' biddin', but you WILL get an extra special email from da' lawd...don't worry 'bout it havin' muh choich stationary, BackSide BaptistEpicopalianLutheranCatholicBuhdist Choich, on ittah...we jus' gon make suuuuuuuuure da' lawd do right by ya, *heh!*...so jes' sendah yo' 20.99, uh, sorry, 19.99 an' we gonnna make sure *heh!* to prey on ya...*heh!* "

"When Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds to conquer." Plutach. Not true, for there are always more worlds to conquer.

www.myspace.com/dalexis863