Freaky Friday - Do you see what I see???

I must admit...NO...bruh mofo will get lost in this **** here.....all this skin....mofo find **** that he ain't seen in a while....I find money and food in my folds all the time....Hell I found a $20 the other day in a fold....i'm just saying bruh....

This from the Que who wanted to rock the Crown Royal bag as a bathing suit with some gold boots once?   

What changed, Playa?

See that right there is what it's NOT about.  It's about freedom from the restraints of clothing and the confines of un-written rules telling you what to do with your bodies.  NO one should go to a newd beach looking for perky nipples, non-sagging boobs, and 100% taunt hard bodies everywhere.  If you do you'll be sorely disappointed.  Chances are you won't find many of them because it's not a contest for having the best body.  It's about getting rid of your clothes.  Period. 

So you have been to one for real. Tell me...how did you feel the first time. I am just curious.

Curious...  Mm hm...  Suuuuure.

On da real, Yo, the first thing that you notice with taking off all of your clothes and stepping onto the sand is something that you never really thought that you'd notice with doing it - No one cares.  Seriously.  You'll keep waiting for someone to laugh and point and it never comes.  Next thing you'll notice is how natural it feels.  Just like being in the shower. 

After that, it's all down hill from there.

 

Naah I save that for the comforts of my own home..when the kids are away...we never have on clothes then.. we always wanna be ready! 

 I can dig it.  I hear ya. 

Kids don't need to see all that everyday and night.  They'll be having questions that y'all just ain't ready for like, "Momma, Daddy says that thing below his stomach is his Pokemon...  Are those your Pokemons up there, Momma..."  

I been a nudist a time or two when I was much younger.  At a pool party at my home we all just took it all off I was real crazy and free for all back then.  Would I do it now after I have had a baby. NO!  Would I do it on a beach far away with hubby because that what he wants YES!

Like Archie and Edith Bunker used to sing before All in the Family use to come on, "Those were the days..."

Man 'o man back in the day, before we all started worrying about a stretch mark here or a dent there, it was quite easy to be Free 'n Easy.  But after Life happens and Let's party! turned into Keep it real...  folks be hard pressed to let themselves go nowadays.  "What?  Get newd on dis here beach, Woodrow.  Hell no!  My pastor might see me."

Way to go, HF.  Show 'em whatchu got.