Dumping and I havent even had the RNY yet....lol

So let me tell yal what happened to me. I went to the grocery store to get eggs, well right next to the eggs is the juices section, so there it was like a hooker in high heels, my favorite lemonade, no high fructose, and it says its all natural...lol!

So I buy it, I got home and my sister had brought me over, what I know now to be a grease ball hamburger. So I ate the the hamburger and drunk the lemonade. So let me first say that I haven't eaten or really drunk surgary drinks and foods in like a month, and I don't eat greasy foods. Well it showed, let me tell you that grease and sugar did something to me that was not pleasant. I start feeling so sick that I wanted to be like Fred Sanford and say "I'm coming home Elizabeth". Look like I learned my lesson early...lol! NEVER AGAIN not pre-op and especially not Post-op!

Well, it sounds like you've learned a valuable lesson, Micah and you should well not forget it!  Isn't it funny, strange, frustrating and wonderful that our bodies have the ability to adapt, change and heal?  After years of doing the wrong thing, we take a break from doing that thing that's wrong and it forgives us.  No, not only forgives us, but heals and rewards us by allowing us to feel GREAT!  Of course the down side to this miraculousness is that it will punish us for backsliding and doing the wrong thing with a most unfortunate visit to the lavatory.  

Sigh. 

I hope you're sufficiantly recovered from your ordeal! 

 @  so there it was like a hooker in high heels, my favorite lemonade, no high fructose, and it says its all natural...lol!

So did you that hooker out?

Faith you crazy! LOL!

  For a lesson well learned.  Just think how  you never have to consider testing the dangerous waters post op.  You already know the answers when it comes to sugar and grease. 

You are so right abou that! LOL!