I'm in LOVE! (with the little Phillipina guy who did my feet!)
Oh my God! I just had a pedicure! The first one in about 5 years! It was the best $16 I've spent in years! I even tipped the little man $10! He scrapped and rubbed and scrapped and rubbed, the chair was giving me a back massage, I just laid back and enjoyed it! Yall don't understand, when I was 315 pounds I was too ashamed to get my feet done, thought they were too fat and ugly. I didn't want the little people to be talking about me in their native tougue, so I just got my nails done, but today my daughter talked me into it and it was heaven! I feel like I am "regular" again! I can do anything the "skinty B's" can do! Do you feel me?
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I do feel you!
I, however, figured that since them mofos posted a sign with the price - they must mean they willin to do ALL feets for that money - so I took my big 386 azz in REGULARLY.
Bastids would get me back tho - they KNEW I had limitations, but would do my hands and feet at the same time - get me with the opposite side thing, you know, left foot but right hand, so I gotta fold up and twist..... mofos KNEW I couldn't stay folded like a half sammich but they did that shiot all the time ANYWAY!!!!! hmmmpph!!!
Ummm... my bad... uh - congrats on the pedicure and make sure you keep up a routine - don't let them feet get bad EVER again!!!! LMAOOOOOOO
I, however, figured that since them mofos posted a sign with the price - they must mean they willin to do ALL feets for that money - so I took my big 386 azz in REGULARLY.
Bastids would get me back tho - they KNEW I had limitations, but would do my hands and feet at the same time - get me with the opposite side thing, you know, left foot but right hand, so I gotta fold up and twist..... mofos KNEW I couldn't stay folded like a half sammich but they did that shiot all the time ANYWAY!!!!! hmmmpph!!!
Ummm... my bad... uh - congrats on the pedicure and make sure you keep up a routine - don't let them feet get bad EVER again!!!! LMAOOOOOOO
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