Freaky Friday - A milli, A milli, A milli...
Ayy yo,
Would you make love, "Do it", "Get Your Freak On", "Do da Nasty," etc.. on a bed covered with, say, a million dollars? How about a couch littered with $50s and $100s? If you grew up like me, you would but you'd dayum sure only be boning with your pants down about your knees at the most and every flip, turn, or position change would cause your pockets to swell. I'm not saying I'd rob her outright but if she did an audit after it was all over and done with she'd mostly likely come up short. Hell, I ain't picky. I'd settle for a BJ while standing on a stack of $1s from out of the register till at the Dollar General.
But I digress.
Have you ever had the fantasy to "Get down" while rolling around on some loot? A lot of loot? Does money turn you on? Holla atcha boy.
Would you make love, "Do it", "Get Your Freak On", "Do da Nasty," etc.. on a bed covered with, say, a million dollars? How about a couch littered with $50s and $100s? If you grew up like me, you would but you'd dayum sure only be boning with your pants down about your knees at the most and every flip, turn, or position change would cause your pockets to swell. I'm not saying I'd rob her outright but if she did an audit after it was all over and done with she'd mostly likely come up short. Hell, I ain't picky. I'd settle for a BJ while standing on a stack of $1s from out of the register till at the Dollar General.
But I digress.
Have you ever had the fantasy to "Get down" while rolling around on some loot? A lot of loot? Does money turn you on? Holla atcha boy.
Well dayum! 
A slick-lookin ninja couldn't catch a break messin with you. 
Yeah you right....maybe I should 
my shrink instead.....you and your dayum thread have me going back to therapy! Thanks Aye! Happy Friday to you too. 
Heyl naw! That's some dumb ish if I ever heard it - that's why ninjas today can't manage money right!!!
Tell you what - I'll **** like a donkey on a BANK STATEMENT and INVESTMENT PORTFOLIO statement tho!!!! While I workin that stick, my dollars is stackin INTEREST - now THAT'S HAWT!!!!!!!
~smh~ puttin nut and puddy juice on paper bills is just nassy - then you wanna spend that ish and have somebody touchin that...... EWWWW!!!
that's why I use my debit card - I don't even wanna touch cash now that you done put THAT image in my head..... got George Washington all crusty faced and thangs..... BBLLEEEECCCHHH!!!
Tell you what - I'll **** like a donkey on a BANK STATEMENT and INVESTMENT PORTFOLIO statement tho!!!! While I workin that stick, my dollars is stackin INTEREST - now THAT'S HAWT!!!!!!!
~smh~ puttin nut and puddy juice on paper bills is just nassy - then you wanna spend that ish and have somebody touchin that...... EWWWW!!!
that's why I use my debit card - I don't even wanna touch cash now that you done put THAT image in my head..... got George Washington all crusty faced and thangs..... BBLLEEEECCCHHH!!! I don't just have issues, I have subscriptions! I'm saving on the newsstand price....... 
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