OT: continuing from yesterday - my "friend's" profile......

if you are out for the cookies, check the nearest mall for a Mrs. Fields.


thanks for my 1st laugh out loud moment of the day.

then it's a good thing that was the re-write - at first it read:

if you are out for the cookies, check the nearest mall for a Mrs. Fields and if you are on the Down Low - go see your boy, Otis *****mier

Dang Mack, tell em' how you really feel, lol!

dang Mack, you and your friend share A LOT in terms of well...EVERYTHING!!!  maybe that's why y'all are so close...

LOL - yea dats my homie - feel like I have known her all my life.........

oh - last thing - I got 6 tattoos but I am NOT a former inmate, they are NOT dude's names and they are ALL concealed during 'regular' hours....

This profile would scare me away,  and let me tell you why.  You are coming off really harsh.  I did a workshop with a online dating service with a friend  and they have codes for a lot of the stuff you put in your profile.    They call it an art, I don't agree, but I learned a lot about attracting and repelling people.

Personally I would go with something like I posted yesterday.   But I pulled out the sheet I got from the workshop and look what it says about your profile.
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"outspoken"  ok, she likes to argue. 
"Intelligent, witty" - if you are you don't have to advertise it
"Say what's on my mind - likes to get last word
"I believe in Romance" - but so defensive I can't find it
"I tend to give benefit of doubt, until they prove me wrong" - I am waiting for you to mess up
"I am looking for a R-E-L-A-T-I-O-N-S-H-I-P - say it slow, ten times and stamp your feet " - I am smarter than you and talk down to you.
"I'm pretty sharp on my slow days - so mind games don't workI'm pretty sharp on my slow days - so mind games don't work" - AGAIN, I am smarter than you and talk down to you.
"I've only been a voluntary sucker in my life, I don't put anything past anybody, I expect nothing so I am never surprised nor disappointed." - I am bitter.

 

 

 

oh wow.  Now that's interesting than a mofo!  Say, cuz - can you send me that sheet?  That would come in handy......

This paper is titled, "Online Dating Profiles,  How to attract the people you want and avoid online dating pitfalls."

Just google, Deciphering Online Dating Profiles, it is the area on the sheet that breaks the codes as they called it.

There is a hidden language when it comes to this.  I was so happy I am not single because to me it is to much work. 

...MM...I soooo agree with what Lee said.............i would run from this profile......................(i'm just being honest...please don't hold it against me)................