Dating: Signs it's taking a nose dive?

- When a guy ask you are you materialistic.  #1- who is going to say yes to that? #2- after much pondering, I have realized that that was his way of saying he was a cheap azz ninja.

- When a guy ask for some nookie in the back of his van.

 @ When a guy ask for some nookie in the back of his van.


Yeah, that right there would be enough to give me a visual of using a nut cracker in another literal sense....if you know what I mean. 

This has got to be one of the most funniest threads I have read on here - this was pure enjoyment and I am so glad Mahogany that you put it out there.  I can't recall any horror dating stories to share, but please believe I've had my share from stinky breath when first meeting them to dancing with them at a club and they think it's okay to grind and feel on your booty - noooooooooooo ninga i don't know you like that - wha da hell lol lol.  I swear we as black women have a sense of humor out of this world.  Have a great evening and weekend and Mahogany thanks for posting this thread.   Mack Mama you know you wrong for yours lol lol lol - my stomach started hurting from laughing so hard.