Dating: Signs it's taking a nose dive?
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an' I though I wuz runnin' outta shyt-lysts to exists on.
on the real, though. u know **** i****ting the nose dive when routines start to change. Forget about dumb **** like not knowing how to pronouce "jacuzzi", that ain't no nose dive..**** ain't even get up into the air at that point.
**** is in nosedive mode when once u couldn't wait to hear the person speak..now u can't wait for them to shut the hell up..or better yet, u don't care if they call or not.
or when they DO make arrangement for going out, you DON'T EVEN BOTHER TO MAKE UP AN excuse not to go....ur like, "yeah, okay...whatever.."
oh, one other...ur lying in bed..you look over at ur partner. Probably looking just the same way they did when u THOUGHT they were fine and the following leaves ur lips, "Don't worry..I don't wanna fukk YOU, either.."
LOL
an' I though I wuz runnin' outta shyt-lysts to exists on.
on the real, though. u know **** i****ting the nose dive when routines start to change. Forget about dumb **** like not knowing how to pronouce "jacuzzi", that ain't no nose dive..**** ain't even get up into the air at that point.
**** is in nosedive mode when once u couldn't wait to hear the person speak..now u can't wait for them to shut the hell up..or better yet, u don't care if they call or not.
or when they DO make arrangement for going out, you DON'T EVEN BOTHER TO MAKE UP AN excuse not to go....ur like, "yeah, okay...whatever.."
oh, one other...ur lying in bed..you look over at ur partner. Probably looking just the same way they did when u THOUGHT they were fine and the following leaves ur lips, "Don't worry..I don't wanna fukk YOU, either.."
LOL
"When Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds to conquer." Plutach. Not true, for there are always more worlds to conquer.
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on 8/13/09 6:23 am, edited 8/13/09 8:17 pm - Sweet Dreams lives in , PA
on 8/13/09 6:23 am, edited 8/13/09 8:17 pm - Sweet Dreams lives in , PA
@ Forget about dumb **** like not knowing how to pronounce "jacuzzi", Man...you have a way with words today...don't cha! Its not just about pronouncing the word...Homeboy was perpetrating a fraud...he did not even know what the hell a jacuzzi was...prolly never even been in one. Plus the fact that he is BRINGING this shioot up on the first date..within the first hour. Just not my idea of a true gentleman....not my personal taste...but to each his or her own!
And how you gonna come all up in here and change the definition of "nose dive" any way
ETA: The thread pertains to dating...not necessarily the actual relationship...that might be a topic for a whole new thread altogether!
See, Lisa?
He probably used to fart in the tub to acheive da' "jacuzzi" affect.
I didn't change the definition of "nose dive"...and don't get spanked. lol
"When Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds to conquer." Plutach. Not true, for there are always more worlds to conquer.
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! I just want to know who he bribed to get his associates degree. Dayum! 
in no particular order:
1. he cannot accurately remember one non-physical detail about you
2. expects you to *chip in* on your 1st or 2nd dates. i'll cheerfully treat him if we're dating, but them first 2? not the tip, the valet, the coat check, the old gypsy selling roses, nuthin. tilt ya head crazy and
3. when asked about his past relationships he hems n' haws or recalls them in their original intensity (facial expressions n' all)
4. he ignores his utensils (i only noticed cuz we were out to breakfast, why would you WANT to eat scrambled eggs without help?)
5. olfactory offenses. (forrest voice): and that's all i'm gonna say about that.
d as to where we're meeting these losers - everywhere bruh, they walk amongst us and until they start talking about their last interplanetary abduction they seem perfectly normal.
1. he cannot accurately remember one non-physical detail about you
2. expects you to *chip in* on your 1st or 2nd dates. i'll cheerfully treat him if we're dating, but them first 2? not the tip, the valet, the coat check, the old gypsy selling roses, nuthin. tilt ya head crazy and
3. when asked about his past relationships he hems n' haws or recalls them in their original intensity (facial expressions n' all)
4. he ignores his utensils (i only noticed cuz we were out to breakfast, why would you WANT to eat scrambled eggs without help?)
5. olfactory offenses. (forrest voice): and that's all i'm gonna say about that.
d as to where we're meeting these losers - everywhere bruh, they walk amongst us and until they start talking about their last interplanetary abduction they seem perfectly normal.
be happy, laughter burns calories
@ 5. olfactory offenses. (forrest voice): and that's all i'm gonna say about that.
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