KTajj - THIS is how *I* handled the situation.........

Hey girl!!!  I HAD to post and shout out to you on this - the situation was SO much like yours.

I was out at Happy Hour with my girl, CC - had just got to the spot, it's $3.00 you call its so I am HOT to head to the bar, right?  We get to the bar, there's a line (niccas LOVE $3 dranks) so as we are standing there, dude comes up, scoping us out.  Here's the convo:
Him: Whew!  It's some lovely ladies in here tonight
Us (laugh - look at each other like 'this nicca hur.....')
Him:  Are yall sisters?
Me: Huh?  no - I don't know her (me and CC laugh)
Him: Naw, for real, yall sisters?
Me: No, actually, she's my daughter (pause for effect)
*at this point homie is trying to calculate the probablity that I am old enough to have a child as grown as CC*
Him: For real??
Me: Well, you guess - and guess RIGHT.
Him (looks me up and down, then over at CC): Yeah, I believe it
Me: WRONG ANSWER!  Boop - your mic is off ( I walk over to the bartender to get her attention)

Dude starts talking to a dude at the bar in front us.
Other dude: There's some lovely ladies in here partner
Him: Yea, but you gotta watch out for this mother****** right here - SHE got an attitude.
<---- me
Other dude: what man?
Him: Yea, this ***** got a problem.
  <---- me going into the ***** trance
Me (to CC): GUUURRRRLLL - you best get cho drank QUICK!!!!  this mother****** right here got ONE MORE mother****** time to call me out my mother****** name before it's gon be a mother****** problem IN THIS mother******!!!!!!

Nicca started backpedaling saying 'I ain't call you out your name' - I said WHAT THE ********** EVER! - and walked off.....

Don't let the light skin fool you - I do NOT accept bullshiot!!!!


now CC say she can't take me nowhere............ LOL!!!!!

Aight..how old is your girl CC?  Did she get in with a fake id?  We're the same age (I think) I'd be pissed too if somebody thought I looked old enough to have a daughter at least 21 yrs old.

OKAAAYYYY!!!  ANY man with SENSE woulda stuck to the sister story...... that's why I ain't feel the LEAST bit bad about unleashing the full *****itude on his ass!!! 

 Gotcha!  Just believe I won't be trying to ever **** you off.

  Isn't it something how *****y some brothers get when you're not falling all over youself to talk to them?  Nice response. 

man - you sho right!  just cause I wasn't feeling you - move around bruh!  damn - but if YOU wanna take it there.....   cause I have been WAITING to go off on somebody!!!  LMAOOOO

 @ Me (to CC): GUUURRRRLLL - you best get cho drank QUICK!!!!  this mother****** right here got ONE MORE mother****** time to call me out my mother****** name before it's gon be a mother****** problem IN THIS mother******!!!!!!

 I needed that laugh right thur!  Another note to self:  Never, ever, ever, ever **** off #1MM aka Trina.

Chile - I am in a new dawn - I refuse to accept and allow the bullshiot I have let go by in the past!!!  So, no - calling me a mother****** and THEN a ***** is so NOT the way to go.......

Ho, Heffa - I mighta overlooked tho.....

Hey Mack,
U know this guy is making me sick right about now.  Let's say he was
drunk, high, crazy....... Ionno .....
but I would have been ..... hold up, 
hold my peace and try not to go off on this fool.   cause that's just what
he is.  Unless he was old, since I've been older, I can't tell from nothin
how old nobody is ...... I used too ..... but not now!!  

haha .... Don't let the smooth taste fool you.