Freaky Friday - The Art of Talking Dirty!!!

Ayy yo,

I know, I know...  and you're right.  You're so right.  I do tend to take it waaaaay too far with the dirty talk in the sack.  True!  Nope your mama did NOT name you "*****" or "Hoe" and those two labels don't have any place in the bed when we're in it together, especially when I'm taggin it from the back.  I hear you.  Plus you didn't think I'd be making you to get on your knees and listening to me demand playfully "Sugg dis d!ck nice and right..."  when you answered my request for a hot and horny booty call.  I see.  And yes, you're absolutely right - Smacking you repeatedly on the butt over and over, while asking you 5011 times , "Who's your daddy? and "Whose ***** is dis?"  while we're in the throes of passion is not all that xesually exciting once we both left high school...  I get it.

Aiight den...  So tell me this, what IS good dirty talk and how is it best used when it's time for the get-down?  What do you wanna hear?  Holla atcha boy!

Good morning baaaaaaaaaaaaad boy...

I have never screamed out those words of passion..LOL...although, I have wanted to get deep down and ghetto at times and say give it to me *********a

But being the lady I am  in the heat of passion I just say baby it's SOOOOOOOO GOOOOOD...UMMMMM Have a great weekend I am out

 @ I have wanted to get deep down and ghetto at times and say give it to me *********a...

Speaking as a representative of the ghetto I'd say go for it!

 But practice in th mirror first.  You'd hate to blurt this kinda stuff out and then laugh at yourself because it sounded so funny to hear yourself say it the first time.  You're SO could take offense that you're laughing at him trying to stretch things from heeeeeeeeeeeere to theeeeeeeeeeeeeeere.  There should be no violence in the Rub-A-Dub Room.

I am no lady in the bedroom.  Instead, a straight gutter rat!  The nastier, the better. 

So you're down with the whole "*****" or "Hoe" program?  That's major!

Not so much the ***** but I will be my man's "hoe" any day of the week and twice on Saturday and Sunday!  With the outfit to match the behavior.   I love to hear him say, "you're my hoe, tonight."  Babbbyyyyyyyy, I will turn it out in there hearing those words. 

Leave that ego tripping crap outside and let's get it. GET IT!

 @ With the outfit to match the behavior. 

Well alriiiiiight!

Ok, so I usually just read these post but I think I will answer this one.  I am not up for being called  ***** or Hoe and I am not gonna take the demand to "Sugg dis d!ck ...."  However, I don't see anything wrong with a slap here and there and some **** talking throughout our festivities.  I actually think that is more of a turn on for me.  Sometimes a little ruff xes is the way to go.  Don't get me wrong because I like to get the slow passionate thing in there too.


Good topic yet again.

Thanks for the love, Luv. 

I think some women like the whole act of so-called being vulgar as long as it doesn't get outta hand.  But what dirty stuff do y'all want to throw at a man?

Yeah get that **** MF as Im holding his head.  Get all that nut out my pus.....  Get up against the wall and pull that pole etc. I can think of a few more however can not get home right to finish scene