OT: What was the last fight you were in?

this is bout the craziest story i have every heard..lol..wow..

last October a11yr old little boy was pulling up my flowers . I told him to stop , he looked at me and continued. I told him to get from my property he told me to kiss his ass. I had to count to ten because I almost forgot he was a kid. I went down the street to talk to his grandma but his ignorant mother was there instead. I started saying your son disrespected me when she interupted and said "what she do to you" he replied in a lie "she said go get your mother". Of course I was done! She began to wild out and swung on me. Somebody didn't send that ***** the memo that I can fight! It took every bit of four people  to pry my hands from around her throat. Meanwhile I dropped my cell phone and the child broke it in half and the new glasses I just got that day was also broken and on top of that I tore my rotator cuff in my shoulder from swinging so hard. Needless to say I don't think she'll be jumping on anyone no time soon. I tell people all the time DON"T LET THE FAT FOOL YOU! But it was good to know I still had it in me.LMAO                                             TOO FAT AND TOO OLD FOR FOOLISHNESS!

Last actual fight I had was with one of my sisters. I was 18 & she was 15.  She liked to antagonize me a lot.  One day I was in the kitchen trying to fix my lunch for work & she comes in & starts opening up the cabinets that I am standing in front of without warning.  So, I give her a warning that the next time she opens one up, she better say excuse me or else.  Guess she thought I was bluffing, cause she did it again & almost hit me in the nose.  I wrapped my hand around her hair & gave her face a personal introduction to the cabinet, the wall & the fridge.   She told on me when my parents got home, but basically got a "that's what you get."  Needless to say, that was the last time she ever pulled a stunt like that.