OT: What was the last fight you were in?

KTajj post got me thinking about fights - I remember the last physical fight I was in - was with my ex.... (the fight ain't why he's an ex, the fight happened upon notification of his impending 'ex-ness')  I was a big girl back then and he was a country feed, cornbread eating, chiffarobe bustin mofo.

I had a pretty good handle on things till he got up under me and flipped me - lost my center of gravity and it was all over but the shouting - had to 'play' knocked out.

Now - the last VERBAL tete-a-tete I had..... hmmm, lessee...... I really don't remember - hasn't been one in YEARS.......

what about your last fight????

Hmmm the last physcal fight was back when I was 16.  My grandfather was dying and we were all at his place and emotions were running high.  I don't even know what it was about now, there was some wrestling and hair pulling till our male cousins sepearted us.

I did punch an ex a couple of years ago.  He was smart enough to not raise a hand to me in retaliation and he so knows he was  deserved it.

yeah - you being a nurse and all - I wouldn't much mess with you either.  could come up with some anatomy based moves that could whoop a mofo!

My ex spouse decided when I was leaving him that he had lost his dayum mind and that for the first time that he would put his hands on me around my throat threatening to choke me down...let's just say he became a soprano that day because I tried to bury my knee in his nutz!

Ahhh - the ultimate equalizer... the nut cruncher.........

I tried to bury my knee in his nutz!  ....  but still

 Hey Van

 @  he was a country feed, cornbread eating, chiffarobe bustin mofo.

I told you that dating "my brotha" was going to be a problem but noooooooooo... You just had to see what he looked like nekkid.    Tsk, tskl, tsk...

  I was waiting to see if you caught that!!!!  LOL!!!!!

I pinned this little asian chick up against a wall with my hand around her throat because she tried messing with my X.   This girl was a big ***** that deserved it,  I didn't hit her just choked her and banged her head against the wall.   

I got a freaking battery charge and ended up in court behind that mess.  It was like 26 years ago when I first moved to California and still had my NY attitude.  

I'm to old and people are to crazy to be fighting.