Freaky Friday ??? - Make the music with ya mouth please...

LOL,

A, the **** is elementary.  Since I hit my forties, you wouldn't beleive the numbers of women out there who a)have never truly had a man please them fully and b) do not even know where their own g-spot is. 

Not that I'm an authority (Lord knows, I'm not), but my job is to not only anticipate what my partner wants, not only to learn what she likes, but to help her explore what she may NOT have known she liked.  For example, many would be surprised what an effect something as simple as nibbling someone's palm may elicit. 

Another complaint I've hear from some sisters is that, unless the almiighty clitoris stand out like a sore thumb, many of us dudes keep missing the spot. Really, its just a matter, again, of exploration and keeping that mantra in mind: "The Cookie Cutter Approach Doesn't Work!" 

One other thing: u can't always devour it like Pac-man.  Yeah, it works sometimes (hell most times, I guess), but other times you need to approach it like licking an ice cream cone.  Lap it. Savor it.  Caress it. Use the flat of the tongue, the tip of the tongue, as well as one's lips. 

Dayum, I've said too much.  My bad.  Later. lol.

No, no...  you're right on time with yours, my brotha.  


I'm just surprised at all of the sistas who have taken the silent treatment to a whole new level on here regarding this subject.  Now if others had posted this thread, you'd see replies jumping off of the dayum meter on this board:

"Girl, I like to get my slurp on in the bedroom..."
"Chile, I like my man to munch on me while I lie down on the radiator in my apartment..."
"Honey, you ain't gonna believe this but if I feel the mood is right I'll open up a can of crushed pineapples, dump it in my lap and eat myself...."

Since the brothas are bringin the noise today, everyone else seems to wanna take the watch and see approach.  Just like in most of their xes lives I guess. 

s, I swear...


edited to remove BAF member names.

Maybe there is some truth to what ur saying. 

Maybe sometimes i'm a bit too cerebral? lol

So true, so TRUE!!!!  And with a complex sista like myself, what I told you LAST week ain't gonna work THIS week - I am ALL about saying EXACTLY what I need, want DONE in the bedroom complete with direction, speed, and level of thrust instructions......... followed by a whispered 'oh papi..... dats it.......'

That's the stuff that confuses me about some women.  For example, I can eat a turkey sandwich for a whole month for lunch, but some of y'all can't eat it every other week if someone paid ya.  Too many rules and changes and stuff.

I believe in speaking on what ya want, but dang, y'all want the mood, color, shape, temperature, and speed to be right before y'all even begin to get in the mood.  

However, a closed mouth doesn't get fed...     properly. 

you dang right I don't want that turkey the same as the last time!  Last week mayo, this week mustard next week - HAM dammit!!!!!

Why do men expect women to be like men?  just cause YALL are one liners.......

see - THAT'S why you mofos can't have multiple ******s!!!

 @  see - THAT'S why you mofos can't have multiple ******s!!!


Nah... Dat ain't it.

See our testicles are like union workers and feel as though they only have to work if they are gonna get paid.  When production is slow (***** drought), they just lay around in the sack and chill like they are on vacation, but when they know that they are likely gonna dump the last batch of "goo" made then those fuggahs are willing to work overtime (nights and weekend) to help get the shipment delivered to it's destination.  Now when it comes to making more than one or two batches in one night, those bastids start protestin worse than Al Sharpton (You're dick wouldn't get hard cause he was in some wet kitty for the third time, you're dick didn't get any more wet kitty cause your dick wouldn't get hard for the 3rd time) and will go on strike like Norma Rae. (Shut it down, Ninja! 

Shut
the
d!ck 
down!)

Taking notes from the thread

As I sit here with a  under my desk...

I know right!

Rhonda?  I'm surprsed u don't have an under ur desk, hon.