Freaky Friday ??? - Make the music with ya mouth please...

Bull****

Put the chips down and step ya azz on over to the PC.  Break it down for us how the Dream wants her music played.

 @ lips all wet with my whipped cream. Needs to put the tongue down inside the ice cream and feel the cooless.....gently...take his teeth and nibble at the cherry...

Well alriiiiiight!  Now I need to go beat my **** against a rock like they washed clothes back in the 1800's.  That right there got a ninja harder than Chinese calculus. 

Scuse me while I go tweak my nipples... 

OMG...you are beating Rhonda at her 'visuals' game!!!

And, Aaron, my brother...why oh why did you TAKE IT THERE today!? I had to go make a phone call...for a hot minute...dammit!!!

I am NOT saying a thang...keeping my mouf shut (as to this subject...tee hee)..and just sitting back "lurking" reading these replies...

Sistahs...y'all keepin' it real up in hur...but, the brothas ain't tellin'...except for A (you rascal!)

DD

 @  I am NOT saying a thang...keeping my mouf shut (as to this subject...tee hee)..and just sitting back "lurking" reading these replies...

Aww man...  I was atleast hoping that I could get spoken to at work for indecent exposure after reading some of these replies.  But noooooooo...  Y'all ninjas have lips tighter than a gnat's behind today. 

**insert lawn chair icon, I'm sippin on SF lemonade**

Normally I would say, "Bull**** "  But-ter Rum... 

But it's Da Mack y'all.  I can't front.  This sista got game and skillz.   Hell, her skillz got skillz.  She gets a ghetto pass on this one and only has to share if she feels the need to educate us all.

LOL! My skillz game is legend. 

Daps, A²

I was gonna lurk on this one, but I decided to put in my .02 worth (though I may regret that **** later, i'm sure). 

I read where there are some sisters that wouldn't "teach" a dude how lick the kitty.   My question is: why not?  The cookie cutter approach doesn't work..what works for Suzie, Jane and Shaqueeta, may not work for you.  I would think it would be in one's best interest to say, "uh, baby?  that thing ur trying down there ain't working..try this..."

Likewise, fellas, everything you try ain't gonna work 100% on every woman by virtue of the fact that every one is different.  Yeah, it may hurt the ego at first to realize that ur candy licking technique maybe less than adequate, but take the hit and learn..when the squirting starts, you'll be glad you did. 

Brooklyn Stand Up!


Dayum, D.  You got a ninja clappin like a Veneral Disease over here!  Don't delete that one.  That is the mawfuggin truth right thurr!