Freaky Friday ??? - Make the music with ya mouth please...

Today's sermon, Cheerin', is about "giving head", "lickin it like it you wanna lick it", "mouth-love", "suckin it before you fugg it", or the ever popular "going Downtown."

In this day and age where doing things xesually that were once regarded as things only *****s and prostitutes, homos and lesbians did on the down low (no pun intended) is considered the norm, why is it that we haven't perfected the techniques or skills to keep our Significant Others satisfied to the point of not wanting to ever stray on to greener fields and broader pastures?  I mean, if getting licked in all the right places is all that (and trust me when I tell ya - it dayum sure is!) then what are the skills necessary to keep your game tight when you go down slow when the lights are low?  Does practice really make perfect?  What do you look for when making mouth music with your SO? Do you expect it everytime you get down with the boogie-down? 

Oh Law-wid! I think it's about to get steamy - up in hurr!  Holla atcha boy.

For sure in this day n time you have to keep it interesting. I bore really easy so I'm not looking for NO WAM BAM THANK YOU MAAM!!!!! The only thing is it has to be your SIGNIFICANT OTHER cause folks got some nasty **** they can't get rid of so you have to be careful with who u go down on and who goes down on u.  If you know what I mean. As far as practice making perfect.... You either got it or you don't I'm not trying to teach a MOFO on the art of eating kitty. As far as expecting it everytime again you have to change it up on me HELL hang me from a chanderler or ceiling fan something different. LOL!!!

The only thing is it has to be your SIGNIFICANT OTHER cause folks got some nasty **** they can't get rid of so you have to be careful with who u go down on and who goes down on u.  If you know what I mean

Oh Hell yeah!

All Black men come into this world with penises looking smooth, rigid, and veiny like the top of a dayum Snickers bar, but if he wakes up one morning with his **** looking like the dayum back of Nestle's Crunch bar then, like the Chinese say, "sum ting wong!"

All Black women come into this world with their vaginas looking smooth and pliable like the divided side of a sexy golden brown peach, but if she wakes up one morning itchier down there than a dayum cheap motel sheet, creepy crawlies running around inside with spears and African drums, and bumps on the either sides of the slit spread apart looking like the dayum "CTRL", "ALT", "DEL" keys on your computer then again, "sum ting wong!"

Stop prayin' on it and put some ointment on it, Nukka!

LMAO!!!!! But so true "SUM TING WONG"!!!!!

why is it that we haven't perfected the techniques or skills to keep our Significant Others satisfied to the point of not wanting to ever stray on to greener fields and broader pastures?

Who said the skills aren't perfected??????  No complaints here! 

what are the skills necessary to keep your game tight when you go down slow when the lights are low?

You gotta have a rhythm....you can't just jump in all willy nilly! 
Not giving up my trade secrets!  LOL

Does practice really make perfect?

If you're lucky....always strive for perfection.

What do you look for when making mouth music with your SO? Do you expect it everytime you get down with the boogie-down? 

Satisfaction and fulfillment for both of us.
Not everytime...but when there's an itch, it better dayum well be scratched!

  Dayum, did I really answer this post? 

but when there's an itch, it better dayum well be scratched!

KUDOS KIM.....

Satisfaction and fulfillment for both of us.
Not everytime...but when there's an itch, it better dayum well be scratched!

I can dig it!  But see I like to get real Freaky with mine.  Ya know like have her get on all fours and lick it from the back, that way my nose can tickle things too. Wait a minute, was that a trade secret that I just let out?

uhhhh, yeah...that would be a trade secret! 
Thanks.....gotta go add that to my "what I want" list!

See I can't be teachin the brothas out there in Ohio how to put it down correctly without getting paid.


Lemme hold $5.

Yes you did......no deleting this one!! lmaooooo!!