The dookie dance...

So Blessed!
on 7/30/09 5:38 am

Newbies, you might as well know about this too. Sometimes your food goes through your system really FAST and things happen. Unexpected things...

Nobody told me about the dookie dance...

Scenario One
1. Stomachs gurgles a little bit
2. Stomach gurgles LOUDLY and you feel the contents moving around a LOT

   3. You get the urge to go IMMEDIATELY
   4. You clench butt cheeks together TIGHTLY and take very.very.quick.tiny.steps to get to restroom before you have an accident

Scenario Two
    1. You pass gas.
    2. It wasn't just gas...

When you're in a new place, find the bathrooms first and make sure you know that it's ONLY a fart before you let it go!

OK?

surrender44
on 7/30/09 5:40 am - union, NJ

RNY on 03/09/09

Yes I know the dookie dance well. Sometimes I play with fire and wait til number four happens then its on (at work). Thanks Sue for this when I saw the title I had to come see

not funny tho when you in the moment

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So Blessed!
on 7/30/09 5:44 am

When I feel stuff start moving around, I don't wait around any more.

MSW will not settle
on 7/30/09 6:17 am

I've been forewarned. I will never, ever trust a fart (right hand raised in oath).

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So Blessed!
on 7/30/09 6:25 am

Monique H.
on 7/30/09 6:32 am

DS on 10/15/10

You forgot about the counting pull down and drop on scenario one. I've had to count 1 2 3 pull my pants down really fast and sit really fast to keep it from going everywhere. Well I don't know if I counted but for some reason that's what plays out in my head when I think about it or dancing back and forth on each foot while trying to get the seat cover at work.

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