Sugar Cane Juice, I'm sorry I don't mean to offend but I can't drink it

OK,  so I am in Egypt and we are driving down the street and my guide asks if we want to stop for a refreshing drink, being that I want the full experience we say sure.  So we pull up to this dirty little shack and he says 4 cane juices.   The boy comes back with pure sugar cane juice in this big dirty ass glass mugs.  

Becca and I look at each other like OH Shoot.   So we take a few sips and can tell immediately that this stuff is not going to sit well in our pouches, but we didn't want to offend anyone and took like 3 very small sips while in the meantime our driver and guide gulped theirs down in a matter of seconds.    I was like oh Dam cause now they were looking at us and I started taking gulps so it would look like at least one of us drank some, and then was just putting this drink to my mouth and just letting it touch my top lip. 

So I was like ok I have to end this,  I say "I'm sorry we can't drink it, all we only drink a little bit of liquids", and the guide says,  "You No Like the Juice" and Becca was all "oh no, no, it is delicious but it will make us sick".  Oh hell why did she say that,  they got this look on their face like what the hell.  LOL.   I just handed them the juice back and sat there trying not to laugh because of the look on their face.

So we had to drive a hour to get to the hotel and those gulps of that juice start to kick in and my belly starts to growl so loud and I get horrible gas.  Becca was all whatever you do do no fart.  So I am sitting there squarming around with horrible stomach pains, they got so bad I start humming.  LOL.    By the time we got to the hotel I had such horrible diahera I thought my guts were gonna rip out of me.

Dang Lee

gurl you might remember that i'm south african - i started giggling when you got to "dirty little shack" ...
it's okay not to have the entire diaspora experience

Well then you know it's truem those shacks are little and dirty.  LOL. 

At first we were so afraid of offending people, but we left a trail of offended people all over the place. 

pppshhhhh, hayle wid hurt feelings, last time i went home i stayed at the hilton.    where the pics gurl???? lol.

I am almost done with the pictures,  I have got them cut down to a little over 200 so far.  I had over 3000 so it's kind of hard picking which ones to show.

hehehehe @ At first we were so afraid of offending people, but we left a trail of offended people all over the place. 

OMG Lee! Sorry but this is too funny. I had a similar experience with Coconu****er in Jamaica...I mean that some nasty azz stuff....tastes like backwashed spit or something. Gurl...I feel your pain. um um um!  

Sugar cane juice actually taste good, it's just that we are not use to it and could tell that it would make us sick.  

I have had that coconu****er and you are so freaking right that stuff is disgusting.  LOL. 

My stomach started hurting the minute I read the words sugar cane juice.  You are a brave one... I wouldn't have gotten that far with it.