OT - Let's get it on...

Hot sauce?! 

Nah.  I'd just eat it raw like sushi!
Get ya all slip slimey in the coochie,
Have ya squirmin in the sack like you're doing the Watusi...

 Imma getting outta this post before I get fired!

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All dem expressions...bwahahaaa! You still mah nikka!

how about a little bacon -cheeseburger- scent behind each ear

See now you just trying to turn me into a dayum Jeffrey Dahmer type-a-ninja!

You know I love cheeseburgers!  Char-broil those sunz-a-*****es and you got a crime scene on your hands.

....book em Dano

Uh...I don't know "who ya wid" Aaron...sounds like you don't see nothin' wrong with a lil bump and grind...and then...humpty hump time (LOL)...

It depends on the particular mood - whether it's a mood of romance, candles, hugging, caressing, ****tails, etc., or...it's a call in the middle of the day...'get home NOW - got somethin' to 'show you'" kind of thing...then, ain't no time for all that other stuff...know what I mean?  Between the two, I like the romantic side of it...however, that requires planning - and there are those of us who don't have time to plan romantic evenings all the time.  But, the spontaneous stuff is...oh hell, brb...

Hold up...hold up...where the heyll am I going...he ain't even in the state!!! damned...damned...damned!!!

(((waiting for Ayy's response...cuz I know it's gonna be GOOD! LOL!)))

Alright my ride-or-dye-sistah...I know that's right.

 @  ...sounds like you don't see nothin' wrong with a lil bump and grind...and then...humpty hump time (LOL)...

Dayum straight! 

Hell, I also don't see nothing wrong with a threesome or a little toe xes either, but now that I'm a lot less heavy I wanna strut around the bedroom flexing my pecs a little bit ya know, while I put "things" on display before I administer this hot beef injection to ya.

Feel me???

<============ Just fell the hell OUT!

@ administer hot beef injection...Ayy...I can't breathe!! Bwahahaaaaa!