Did We Really Pass the Physic Test for WLS

Greetings to Everyone!!!!

In pursuit to my brah Double Ayy and his lines of famous topics it dawned on me this morning as I was getting dressed to come into the office that perhaps I did not PASS the Physic Test per the insurance company polices.....


NOw NOw NOw NOw before you all go pulling this topic apart let me explain what I mean.......................

Well I thought I was in my right mind before WLS!!! But some strange Sh*T has been going down since WLS....

# 1 I find myself lost! Yes Lost!! I said it LOST!! When I go into department stores I ain't in the Big & Tall section any longer!!!! (Which I always felt was the E L section meaning Extra Loving) I am in the section where the manikins are small... that's right small/med/large... They got muscles and 6 packs and all...

# 2 I am saying things that just ain't right....... Stuff like No thank to cheese cake..... Water please at a social...... That's right you heard i****ER...... And most recent I thought I heard me say no thank you to the famous Big Mac..... What is going on am I losing my mind...

# 3 My eyes are no working well these days... When I got out the shower this morning I was looking for the rest of me and there I was standing in the mirror thinking that the rest of me was invisible or something and as it turned out it was me in the mirror... Just Little AZZ ME...

Will somebody help me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I know what you mean I still head to the Big & Tall section in the stores, I keep forgetting that I can wear Large and Extra Large. I even got a shirt at Dollar General. I don't eat much anymore I can't, restarunts are a waste of money.

Steve

No MO Duggan's Sport Bar and wings keep your MOney in your pocket playa !!!!

Alright  Man, 

I got a quick pointer  that may help you began to get used to " lil old you " 

I know it takes some time cause the changes appear to be happening over night......
 
but there is a way that I like to keep things in perspective.  In my head at least.......

I like to go to the clothing stores and get  clothes that  I think are super hot and  would never fit me and try them on in the dressing room.  I tell you the feeling of sliding into something sexy in  say a size 16 when your booty and body used to have to squeeze in a size 24, 26, 28 is better than......(well almost better than a....................  ) 

But thats a reality check if I ever experienced one.    And it  makes me feel like Im on cloud 9 after.

Ive done that several times by my lonesome and man oh man  are those some of the best times by myself.   
 
Good luck with coming to terms with the new & improved you.  Enjoy the ride 


 

Pretty all I know is they better watch out cause when I really do come to my right mind it's own and popping 

I can't help you because I'm right there with you. lol  But yes a psych eval is needed because some folk don't understand what they are getting into with this surgery. They stop taking their vitamins, they only eat carbs, they think that rules don't apply to them and then they wonder why their weight loss is stalling or they're gaining weight.

I can't even shop because I've never had to shop for a flat butt, small chest and dare I say, skinty woman before so I leave the store empty handed. hahaha I'm tall too but there never was a Big & Tall section for the ladies so I just wander around aimlessly while sales people ask if they can help me. I then walk into the plus size and wonder if a size 2x will be big enough for me, even though I'm wearing a size 12. So I guess I still need some psychological help. But I only said no to cheesecake for the first 10 months after surgery because when Christmas came around and my sister made her famous cheesecake, I said YES and those 2 bites were good. Now a Big Mac is not tempting but if a brownie happens to walk by, it won't make it past me.

I just got on my knees and started praying for the brownies.......

Hey dude! I agree a year out and I still pass a mirror and forget who is staring at me!  I still get my  big mac in I get a regular cheeseburger add lettuce and the "special sauce" lol.

I don't believe it gets  any easier I no it ain't at 17 months,144 lbs, 8 pants sizes and from a 3x top to a small. I STILL feel fat as hell.. Now I will say I get me a glass of wine in a minute at a social event lol

Cause that's what Diva's do they want white wine red wine jesus wine all the wine...

whatever! I'm a diva I'm a I'm a diva!  Chardonnay only over in this diva's fridge!