Jingle Bells... (yeah I said it!)

Ayy yo,

Well good people, before you know it the Christmas season will be upon us once again.  Yay Jesus' birth!

Personally, I will be looking forward to it because nowadays Christmas tends to bring out the best and worst in people.  It's true.  Now that we're all adults, don't you just wish that you could go back to the simpler times when being a kid at Christmas meant that you had two whole weeks off from school and everybody seemed to have a smile on their face during that time, whether they were poor or not?

This year I want to treat myself to some nice material things since I ended up treating everybody else last year to them.  I want a new bike (that I really plan to ride next spring and summer to help me with my WLS); a new CD player/MP3 player that gets every dayum radio station from R& and Hip Hop to the dayum Polka top 40 to the lottery addiction hotline; and I want some brand new navy blue slippers size 14 (monogramed with my Double_Ayy! logo on them.)  Hell yeah!

What 3 things do you want under your Christmas tree this year BAF whether you'll have the money for them or not?

Wow, you real early with the Christmas wishes.  I haven't even thought that far. 
I know there are some things that I actually need.  I need a new watch don't have one at all.  And I am going to need some new winter clothes because of weight loss.

Oh yeah...  I forgot about the new skinny clothes.  Good looking out, Double S.

1. a new wardrobe
2. a new car
3. winning tha lottery would be nice

 @ 3. winning tha lottery would be nice

You ain't lyin, cause I know you're gonna hook ya boy Double_Ayy! with $5 right?


                                                                                                 I said,"Right?"  


Oh, oh, oh...  

                                         So you gonna go and try and play deaf now all of a sudden.  See how folks do ya?  

                                                                     Dang!

You know I got ya!!!

okay i know you are bored....don't you have some work to do....oops so do i....master just came in.....

Aah Haa!  Foiled again!

Well under my personal Xmas tree...the one in my room (don't want the kids peeping my toys) and if Santa is really gonna be good to me.....there will be three things:

1
Well....the first one would not be under my tree ...but it would definitely bring me peace. 

2
A winning mega-million Power ball ticket

3
A clone of LL Cool J (wifey can keep the real one) bucket nekkid with a piece of 
strategically placed holly to accentuate the real GIFT!  This clone would be designed to not
only lick his lips incessantly but also to disintegrate after 24 hours into diamonds. See no
drama...and I would still have my best friend! Dayum...now that a Xmas present! 

Dammit Aye! Now no matter what I get for Xmas....I will not be satisfied. Thanks a lot for spoiling Xmas for me. Bah! Humbug!" 

 @ Dammit Aye! Now no matter what I get for Xmas....I will not be satisfied.

Well maybe your expectations are too high.  Instead of LL Cool J, why not wish for Kaye Kaye from around da way.  Kaye Kaye just came home from "school" but he stopped licking his lips because it was turning on his other "schoolmates" on.