If I ever see ________ again, Imma WHOOP they azz!!!!

Fill in the blank people - we all got somebody that missed an azz whoppin we were ready to hand out - either fate let them make it, or we decided NOT to do the beat down but now that we think about it again..... we shoulda just smacked tha heyl outta them.

....... for me, it's my ex live in BF.  I went ahead and let homie go - let him make it and disappear - THEN I started getting all the bills and notices.... I ended up in Bankruptcy.  I should have kept our lil 'Ike and Tina' moment going UNTIL the cops showed up - not cause I called and waited on em!!!!

........ and the doctor who told me that I was infertile with my polycystic ovarian syndrome.... lyin BIOTCH!!!!  I love my babygirl - don't get me wrong, but that doc coulda worded 'probably chance' a lil more STRONGLY to a nicca........ I'm jus sayin.

So who are you holding on to a 6 pack of whip azz for????

Same here with the live in ex that robbed me blind (like you had to ask!).  I'd probably end up on the 10 o'clock news if I ever cross his path again.  I was at the movies and saw somebody that resembled him and my friend literally sat on my lap from trying to get me from raising up out of my seat and causing a scene-damn white people!

See - you the reason they don't like watching movies with 'us'.............

It wasn't  like I was talking or brought a crying baby with me...although there might have been some screaming and blood shed....

Great question. 

I would have to hand out a 12 pack of whoop azz to my ex-boyfriend and then another 12 pack to my ex-roommate. 
The ex-roommate was crazy as a junbug.  Definitely not the brightest crayon out of the box.  That crazy heffa did so much that there is just not enough room in this post to name them all.
The ex-boyfriend... there used to be days I wanted to bring some "cold steel" home if you know what I mean.

Kim

I am trying my best not to open a can on my husband and the woman( I use this word loosely) that he is Sc$%^ng .....Oh after years of me supporting his dream all of a sudden he aint marriage material and he dont want the same life...ughhh dont make me think about it

You for sure win the prize.  I'm so sory you have to go thru this.

((((anewme89)))) --- I'm sorry.