Pay Back is never good

Last week I went into this one bar. I noticed this one guy that I had the biggest crush on a few years ago.He was dark and chocolate. 6'3..(he use to work quite often as a long term sub) I mean fine.. Anyways right away he steps up to me and try to talk to me...I recognized him right away. He had the nerves to not recognize me....while he's blah blah blahing. I finally told  him that I already knew him from a job where we use to work together ....He was like Oh yeah. I remember.I knew  then that man didnt know who I was...I then told him how he had invited me and a mutual friend to his birthday party a few years.ago.He was still acting like he Knew who I was...He was like yeah I remember you..This was the killer he was like because you and Ms. L use to hang around this heavy set girl....I was like uh huh...He was like what was her name again...I wanted to scream out..Your talking to her..I was the heavy set girl...lmao.He gave me his number ,there after he kept asking you gonna call me right....several times...I didnt call .kinda leaving with someone..and he wasnt as cute as he was five years ago..I guess we both changed .

HA!! That is a great story. See I woulda told him the truth and really see his eyes bulge outta his head!

Right I was goin to...he told me he was going to give our mutual friend a call...so believe me she will tell him..lol

  Ionknow - I woulda had to tell him myself to see the look on his face.... just tells you how 'invisible' large folk are - couldn't even put your facial features in his head.....

DAMN BUSTA!!!!!  Dats aiight - he'll figure it out and be like DAAAAYYYYUUUMMM Smokie!!!!  LOL

I guess y i didnt tell him who i was...becuz I just couldnt get passed that gold tooth...I was thinkn was that there ALL the time..lmao

Both of you sure have changed..

You for the better. Kudos

And him for the worst...that man needs some glasses and some of that
Gingko memory stuff.


I would love to eavesdrop on that conversation when your friend tells him that the heavy woman he was talking about all along was YOU.....sounds like a kodak moment to me.

Way to go with playing it easy, I might not have been as cool.  

i never understood how this could happen. a person's basic facial structure never really changes. faces get bigger or smaller, hairy or shaved...but they basically don't change that much so that you can't recognize them.

Right thats what I thought your face pretty much stays the same but thinner. But I have had a few people who didnt recognize me...They always say..you look so different and I just tell them Im letting my hair grow out..lol

Sam I thought so too before a couple of wekends ago. I went to my in-laws cookout. For the first 20 mins my husband wasn't there yet so I say by myself and said hi to a few people and got the regular ole polite hi. I was like....dag...did I do something to these people. After my husband comes back all of them are coming over saying hi...and saying they didn't know who I was. Hubby told me errybody kept askin him who was the woman he brought and where was I LMAO Granted my hair was all pinned up and I usually wear it down, but dag........it was crazy! 

Bump that - you look at my pics where I am sitting at that table, all big and greasy then peep me in the all black w/the strapless top.....

Tell me you would figure THAT shiot out on sight..... come on now, stop looking with your brain and think with your D*CK......