Tomorrow is the day
Cookie, I am a glutton for punishment. I have this my girl friend who is a Sergeant Major in the Army. She is crazy when it come to exercise. Way more crazier than I will ever be. She competes in body building.
I was talking to my sister about the challenge, and I mention that it would be nice if I had a pacer for the run because a pacer would push me to run faster than I would make myself and she said call Bonnie because she like that type of stuff
I call her and she said. TOMORROW??YOU KNOW THAT MILITARY FOLKS NEED TO MAKE PLANS, WHY AM I JUST HEARING ABOUT THIS THE DAY BEFORE?????
feeling like a private in the Army, I said, I knoww, Connie told me to ask you, I told her I would, when she ask you, just tell her I asked and that will be that.
Command Sergeant "YOU SHOULD HAVE ASKED ME YOUR DAMN SELF, WHY SHE HAD TO TELL YOU TO ASK ME.
Me (on the defensive): Damn Bonnie, you are right but I am not one of your privates you are talking to. I understand it is last minute. No harm done. I got this.
Command Sergeant: oh no, I got you on this..what time and I dont want to hear no whining tomorrow.
Me:
see you tomorrow
I was talking to my sister about the challenge, and I mention that it would be nice if I had a pacer for the run because a pacer would push me to run faster than I would make myself and she said call Bonnie because she like that type of stuff
I call her and she said. TOMORROW??YOU KNOW THAT MILITARY FOLKS NEED TO MAKE PLANS, WHY AM I JUST HEARING ABOUT THIS THE DAY BEFORE?????
feeling like a private in the Army, I said, I knoww, Connie told me to ask you, I told her I would, when she ask you, just tell her I asked and that will be that.
Command Sergeant "YOU SHOULD HAVE ASKED ME YOUR DAMN SELF, WHY SHE HAD TO TELL YOU TO ASK ME.
Me (on the defensive): Damn Bonnie, you are right but I am not one of your privates you are talking to. I understand it is last minute. No harm done. I got this.
Command Sergeant: oh no, I got you on this..what time and I dont want to hear no whining tomorrow.
Me:

Girl I know you got this, you eat, drink and sleep for this type of program. You betta come back with a gold medal or I'll have to go off and that's not pretty.
I was a Drill Sergeant in a former life and a basketball coach in this life and we don't put up with quitters, you hear me? Now go get it done and I'll be praying for you. 

