X Post.... I am SO paying the price...........
I totally HATE traveling. It sounds all fun and whatnot, but it's really BULLSHIOT to me - EVERY time I leave my house, something breaks, gets rescheduled, canceled, closed or otherwise jacked up. What would make me feel this way, you ask?
See....what had happened was........ (don't all the 'dumb-****I-did-but-please-don't-call-me-stupid-to-my-face' stories start out like that???) LMAO!!!
Ok - I had to travel for business this week, so that means schelpping through airports. I HAD to do carry on only because I have the magnet on me that says "Hey - Baggage Carriers, LOSE all my shiot EVERY time I fly - I HATE wearing CLEAN draws!!!" Sooooo - more schelpping.
Everything was kinda okay until the trip BACK - when my first flight was 30 min late and my connection back home only had a 50min window according to the original schedule so now it's 20 which is really 5 because of boarding time.......
WHY did I make it from the far side of concourse E in the Charlotte NC airport to the FAR side of Concourse B in said airport in LESS THAN 10 MIN with a carry on pull bag, laptop case AND purse in tow????? I looked like a replay of those old Hertz commericals with OJ...................
AND MAN am I paying for it today!!!!! Good thing I found a 'hook up' for the good stuff - there is MUCH laying and relaxing in my future for this weekend....... OUCH!!!!!
BUT...... on the OTHER hand - I'm a proud azz mofo that I made that **** no WAY I coulda done 10 FEET of that at 386....... **pounds chest in pride, eyes then bulge and the wheezing starts** sommmaBIOTCH!!!!!!
See....what had happened was........ (don't all the 'dumb-****I-did-but-please-don't-call-me-stupid-to-my-face' stories start out like that???) LMAO!!!
Ok - I had to travel for business this week, so that means schelpping through airports. I HAD to do carry on only because I have the magnet on me that says "Hey - Baggage Carriers, LOSE all my shiot EVERY time I fly - I HATE wearing CLEAN draws!!!" Sooooo - more schelpping.
Everything was kinda okay until the trip BACK - when my first flight was 30 min late and my connection back home only had a 50min window according to the original schedule so now it's 20 which is really 5 because of boarding time.......
WHY did I make it from the far side of concourse E in the Charlotte NC airport to the FAR side of Concourse B in said airport in LESS THAN 10 MIN with a carry on pull bag, laptop case AND purse in tow????? I looked like a replay of those old Hertz commericals with OJ...................
AND MAN am I paying for it today!!!!! Good thing I found a 'hook up' for the good stuff - there is MUCH laying and relaxing in my future for this weekend....... OUCH!!!!!
BUT...... on the OTHER hand - I'm a proud azz mofo that I made that **** no WAY I coulda done 10 FEET of that at 386....... **pounds chest in pride, eyes then bulge and the wheezing starts** sommmaBIOTCH!!!!!!

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Lavender
on 7/10/09 8:11 am, edited 7/10/09 8:12 am - Northern, CA
on 7/10/09 8:11 am, edited 7/10/09 8:12 am - Northern, CA

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Cute? Hell naw! LOL - I forgot to mention all the SWEAT runnin off me and that rattling wheeze that started once I hit the gate.... you know when you hit the BOTTOM of your lung capacity and that shiot just rattles in your chest? LOL
chile...... but Like Celie said "I'm HERE.....dear God.... I'm HERE!!!" I have never been so glad to catch my flight home....... LMAOOOOOOOO
chile...... but Like Celie said "I'm HERE.....dear God.... I'm HERE!!!" I have never been so glad to catch my flight home....... LMAOOOOOOOO
I don't just have issues, I have subscriptions! I'm saving on the newsstand price.......
Check out my dating mis - adventures at: http://1macdatinggame.blogspot.com/
Lavender
on 7/10/09 8:18 am - Northern, CA
on 7/10/09 8:18 am - Northern, CA


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