The Top 10 Reasons why the BET Awards made me want to vomit
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The Top 10 Reasons why the BET Awards made me want to vomit (cut and pasted)
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Note: I didn't write this. Someone sent it to me on facebook and I thought I'd share it with my BAF family.
The BET Awards is the swine flu of Awards Ceremonies!
I know I am very hard on REGGINS (If you don’t know what a Reggin is, spell if backwards), but there is a war going on outside between intelligent, educated, driven Black Americans. BET is a Reggin’s greatest weapon in their war on intelligence. The only reason that I watched this BET Crap is because of the tribute to Michael which is all Buffoon Entertainment Television has been bragging on since Michael went into a coma! So needless to say BET struck a mighty blow for COONERY! So in order to try and fire back, I proudly present the Top 10 Reasons the BET awards made me want to vomit.
10. The muth@$#% sound man
How in the world do you leave a night dedicated to (arguably) the greatest musician of the past 40 years up to someone who obviously took a correspondence course and got a D- in turning up microphone volume. Some of these performances sounded incredible to my imagination because I had to strain to hear them.
9. T-Pain
I don’t even know where to begin. This reincarnation of Stepin Fetchit not only embarassed all of us by that Waste of precious metal he calls his “BIG ASS CHAIN". Yes I know it’s his money, but there’s a time and a place for everything, and (I know it was BET) this wasn’t it. He had a great looking Michael shirt on that no one could see because it was eclipsed by his coon medallion. Then, to add insult to injury, when accepting an award, this Buffoon decided to drink out of a plastic red cup. REALLY?!? How classless
8. Zoe Saldana
Why in the world would you go out to present an award with the legendary Nichelle Nichols (The Original Uhura) from Star Trek and embarass the very legend who paved for you by telling the WORLD that Nichelle is in the restroom? That was so classless and unladylike. Yes Zoe, you can STILL GET IT, but you need some etiquette lessons.
7. Soulja Boy
No I didn’t expect him to pay tribute to Michael Jackson, nor did I expect him to be able to SPELL Michael Jackson, but the performance was lackluster at best. No unlike the Reggins, the use of pyro didn’t distract me from how much you sucked.
6. Tiny and Toya
This is why I stopped watching Bamboozled Entertainment Television in the first place. All you have to do to be a success is let a a rapper get you pregnant and you get a reality show? Way to go BET! This is going to set us back 350 years
5. Frankie and Neffie
See Number 6, except for the fact that instead of having a baby by a rapper, One is the crack addicted mother of a lackluster (although good-looking-in-a-hoodrat-
4.The Censors
These idiots couldn’t bleep their way out of a wet paper bag! I counted 2 ****s and they beeped out hoe? Smdh
3. Debra Lee
The New head of BET is such a pioneer! No one thought that BET could sink any lower than Bob Johnson’s level of coonery and u proved us all wrong! Moron! I bet you think you’ve done something substantial, but you have only managed to embarass us on an international stage due to the fact that CNN has been covering this abomination!
2.The pay it off show! Another attempt to bamboozle Black people. Whatever you do in BET programming, Don’t encourage or empower black folks to get out of debt, just have a game show and give false hope to millions! Way to go!
1. Tiny again! You tarnished ti’s viewers choice awards by accepting it in his honor with ur broken english and off the rack house of dereon dress. Again I encourage you to see reason #6
Honorable (Vomitable) Mentions:
The Baby boy skit - it was funny for the first 2 minutes! Was Ving Rhames really drunk? Sad
Drake’s performance of Every Girl in the world – This was okay until they brought those little girls onstage! How Canadian and pedophile-like of you. We tolerated that nonsense with R. Kelly and he’s a musical genius. (I'll just add that Drake had a torn his ACL so that's why he was sitting during the performance).You’re a flash-in-the-pan for now. While you’re at it, I know these coons don’t expect much of a performance but you could have at least gotten out of your seat. Especially since you’ve been playing a kid in a wheelchair for years.
Joe Jackson During the preshow, you were an opportunist, plugging a new record label and YOUR CHILD’S BODY ISN’T IN THE GROUND YET! You sir disgust me more than the collective casts of all 800 seasons of College Hill. You should be ashamed!
The BET Awards is the swine flu of Awards Ceremonies!
I know I am very hard on REGGINS (If you don’t know what a Reggin is, spell if backwards), but there is a war going on outside between intelligent, educated, driven Black Americans. BET is a Reggin’s greatest weapon in their war on intelligence. The only reason that I watched this BET Crap is because of the tribute to Michael which is all Buffoon Entertainment Television has been bragging on since Michael went into a coma! So needless to say BET struck a mighty blow for COONERY! So in order to try and fire back, I proudly present the Top 10 Reasons the BET awards made me want to vomit.
10. The muth@$#% sound man
How in the world do you leave a night dedicated to (arguably) the greatest musician of the past 40 years up to someone who obviously took a correspondence course and got a D- in turning up microphone volume. Some of these performances sounded incredible to my imagination because I had to strain to hear them.
9. T-Pain
I don’t even know where to begin. This reincarnation of Stepin Fetchit not only embarassed all of us by that Waste of precious metal he calls his “BIG ASS CHAIN". Yes I know it’s his money, but there’s a time and a place for everything, and (I know it was BET) this wasn’t it. He had a great looking Michael shirt on that no one could see because it was eclipsed by his coon medallion. Then, to add insult to injury, when accepting an award, this Buffoon decided to drink out of a plastic red cup. REALLY?!? How classless
8. Zoe Saldana
Why in the world would you go out to present an award with the legendary Nichelle Nichols (The Original Uhura) from Star Trek and embarass the very legend who paved for you by telling the WORLD that Nichelle is in the restroom? That was so classless and unladylike. Yes Zoe, you can STILL GET IT, but you need some etiquette lessons.
7. Soulja Boy
No I didn’t expect him to pay tribute to Michael Jackson, nor did I expect him to be able to SPELL Michael Jackson, but the performance was lackluster at best. No unlike the Reggins, the use of pyro didn’t distract me from how much you sucked.
6. Tiny and Toya
This is why I stopped watching Bamboozled Entertainment Television in the first place. All you have to do to be a success is let a a rapper get you pregnant and you get a reality show? Way to go BET! This is going to set us back 350 years
5. Frankie and Neffie
See Number 6, except for the fact that instead of having a baby by a rapper, One is the crack addicted mother of a lackluster (although good-looking-in-a-hoodrat-
4.The Censors
These idiots couldn’t bleep their way out of a wet paper bag! I counted 2 ****s and they beeped out hoe? Smdh
3. Debra Lee
The New head of BET is such a pioneer! No one thought that BET could sink any lower than Bob Johnson’s level of coonery and u proved us all wrong! Moron! I bet you think you’ve done something substantial, but you have only managed to embarass us on an international stage due to the fact that CNN has been covering this abomination!
2.The pay it off show! Another attempt to bamboozle Black people. Whatever you do in BET programming, Don’t encourage or empower black folks to get out of debt, just have a game show and give false hope to millions! Way to go!
1. Tiny again! You tarnished ti’s viewers choice awards by accepting it in his honor with ur broken english and off the rack house of dereon dress. Again I encourage you to see reason #6
Honorable (Vomitable) Mentions:
The Baby boy skit - it was funny for the first 2 minutes! Was Ving Rhames really drunk? Sad
Drake’s performance of Every Girl in the world – This was okay until they brought those little girls onstage! How Canadian and pedophile-like of you. We tolerated that nonsense with R. Kelly and he’s a musical genius. (I'll just add that Drake had a torn his ACL so that's why he was sitting during the performance).You’re a flash-in-the-pan for now. While you’re at it, I know these coons don’t expect much of a performance but you could have at least gotten out of your seat. Especially since you’ve been playing a kid in a wheelchair for years.
Joe Jackson During the preshow, you were an opportunist, plugging a new record label and YOUR CHILD’S BODY ISN’T IN THE GROUND YET! You sir disgust me more than the collective casts of all 800 seasons of College Hill. You should be ashamed!
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BUT so much it is true that it makes Me . Folks think I'm crazy when I say that the next Great struggle is Status (Race and Gender will have pockets of problems but there will be a division based on Status.) Whoever wrote this piece laid out well in their opening paragraph DuBois' argument/concept of the "Talented 10."
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It's so sad it's not even funny. And I have been STUMPED for days trying to think of a CURRENT entertainer that has ANY talent CLOSE to Michael - our future representation of talent is scary........
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I must admit that I haven'****ched a BET awards show until this year to see the tribute to MJ but it was shameful. I did enjoy Neyo and felt his tribute was heartfelt. The only performances that saved the show for me was of course Maxwell (I love that man
) , the trio that did the O-Jays' songs and the O-Jays singing themselves. But that mess with Lil Wayne that was bleeped so much, of course I've never heard of the song so I don't even know what it said and what the heck was Beyonce' doing? Okay, I'm going to be quiet except for Joe Jackson, oh lawd that man is heartless !!!!!! Let me go......smh
) , the trio that did the O-Jays' songs and the O-Jays singing themselves. But that mess with Lil Wayne that was bleeped so much, of course I've never heard of the song so I don't even know what it said and what the heck was Beyonce' doing? Okay, I'm going to be quiet except for Joe Jackson, oh lawd that man is heartless !!!!!! Let me go......smh
I was disgusted when lil wayne and the crew did their "act" with the little girls on stage without cleaning up the lyrics. And the girls were singing the song ~smdh~
Whatever you expose your children to behind closed doors short of illegal is your business but publicizing such a ........words escape me.
ETA: I too have no****ched a BET award show or any other in years because of the ******y. I only watched because I was in someone Else's house and I knew that they would be doing something for MJ. I'm pissed that I missed part 2 of impact for that crap.
Beyonce, WTF? The only excuse I'll accept from her is that she was all torn up about MJ, but we know that that was not the case because her mention of him when she accepted her award was an afterthought.
Don Cornelius (sp) WTF?
Keysha Cole (sp) WTF?
Whatever you expose your children to behind closed doors short of illegal is your business but publicizing such a ........words escape me.
ETA: I too have no****ched a BET award show or any other in years because of the ******y. I only watched because I was in someone Else's house and I knew that they would be doing something for MJ. I'm pissed that I missed part 2 of impact for that crap.
Beyonce, WTF? The only excuse I'll accept from her is that she was all torn up about MJ, but we know that that was not the case because her mention of him when she accepted her award was an afterthought.
Don Cornelius (sp) WTF?
Keysha Cole (sp) WTF?
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CTFU...you are right on so many levels. Tiny's lips are so overly inflated with collagen or whatever they put in them these days she could barely speak. You see Uhura did a sly diss to Zoe by calling her Zoey. That side eye she gave Zoe was fierce. She threw much shade her way LOL (sorry, been watching RuPaul and wanted to use fierce and shade in a sentence 
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OMG....what a good list......!!!!
Tiny & Toya.....all I can say is WOW about that yo !
JOE JACKSON.....die already, PLEASE !!!
T-Pain....thats why *****S never have money @ that chain...
Shasha who....WHY was yo hair so DRY....
I can go on and on and on.......LOL
Tiny & Toya.....all I can say is WOW about that yo !
JOE JACKSON.....die already, PLEASE !!!
T-Pain....thats why *****S never have money @ that chain...
Shasha who....WHY was yo hair so DRY....
I can go on and on and on.......LOL
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