Be kind to your pets!!!

See... now that's something I always wonder about when I see those 1000 pound men.  Do they even use it anymore?  Are their hormones so out of whack they are no longer interested?  What's the deal?  I'm really curious and they never address that on those shows. 

That's because most of the time those men are white.  At the risk of sounding prejudice here, white males are often shown on TV as being way above sexual needs.  Even when they highlight them in a show about sex-a-holics they'll have the white guy spewing dialogue about how wrong he knows it is to crave sex, while the black guys all sound like they just stepped out of a bad '70s ***** 

The obesity documentary that I saw had a black man in it that was about 800 - 900lbs.  He had two kids that were about 11 and 8.  I was like, "Dayum, he's gonna have to have a funeral for his happy stick cause ain't no woman gonna try and lay up with his big azz..."  Sheesh...

stuff like that keeps me in check.  whenever i start to think about feeling sorry for them and thinking they're buggin out bein that big, i think about how people look at me.  i'm sure there is some 100lb woman out there looking at me sideways just like i look at the 900 pound man.

Dayum double, you brought it that time you pulled no punches "sommama" classic shiznit!!!!

peace TINY