Freaky Friday - Pharmaceutical Discoveries!!!

Ayy yo,

If scientists came up with a pill or gel to intensify and increase the length of your ******s from a mere few seconds to multiple minutes would you use it?  Yes! I would use so much until I'd break my bed from shaking so dayum much!

If scientists invented a truth serum that was safe to use on your lover, would you ask them about their deepest darkest sexual desires or would you try to find those out on your own?  Hmmm...  I think I'd tread lightly here.  I'd be afraid that she'd tell me something totally crazy like she found my mama sexy and attractive or that she likes to **** on dead birds or somethin. 

If scientists came up with a substance to decrease your lover's desire to be with anyone else but YOU would you encourage him/her to use it?  Slip it in your lover's food unknowingly?  Continue doing things the old fashioned way and not care about it?  Definitely slip it into their food.  That way I'd know that they took it and if the **** didn't work I'd want my money back.

If scientists came up with a product that would allow your sexual experience to feel like you're having "relations" with that one true love of your life while you're just having a quickie with the mofo you're trying to dump, get rid of, or chase away, would you use it? Sure.   

1 - nope.  I have multis already - have had 20-30 in a session no need to prolong that!

2 - my past lover was pretty off the wall - he ain't hold back and I eneded up doing shiot I never thought of - so NO - if there was other shiot - glad I ain't know and have NO interest in finding out

3 - nope - mofo wanna tip - he ain't mine no way.  artificial restraint defeats the purpose of true love

4 - hell no - I'm a typical woman who confuses sex with love sometimes, I get that kinda heat and might **** up and move the ******* in!  LOL

@ I have multis already - have had 20-30 in a session no need to prolong that!

Yeah if you'd prolong that many then a nicca would think that you're having a seizure. 




Oh Lawd...    Now somebody is going to come on here and say I'm making fun of people having seizures.  "Double_Ayy! I suffer from seizures and thhhhh   hhhh   hhhh   hhhhh  hhhat **** ain't funny, man!"

Now somebody is going to come on here and say I'm making fun of people having seizures.  "Double_Ayy! I suffer from seizures and thhhhh   hhhh   hhhh   hhhhh  hhhat **** ain't funny, man!"

Damn A!  I just spit hot cocoa all over the computer screen at work!

Haven't you heard the rules:

Don't drink anything and try and read what Double_Ayy! writes on here [BAF].  You will spit up whatever it is that you're drinking. 

Not my words whatsoever.  But it has been said on here a time or two. 

1. Yes...what? Something that will only enhance what I already get.....bring it!

2. No, it's more fun finding that out on my own.

3. No, I'll take my chances on that one.

4. No, if I don't want to be with him, there's a reason!

@  No, it's more fun finding that out on my own.

I hear ya.  You gotta keep your "sista girl detective skillz" up right?

If scientists came up with a pill or gel to intensify and increase the length of your ******s from a mere few seconds to multiple minutes would you use it? 


Only if they had an antidote.....that would take effect instantaneously in the event I felt a heart attack coming on...LOL! 

If scientists invented a truth serum that was safe to use on your lover, would you ask them about their deepest darkest sexual desires or would you try to find those out on your own?

I would try to find those out on my own if it were my lover......but I would probably dump a little in the office water cooler...for entertainment purposes....lol...just kidding.

If scientists came up with a substance to decrease your lover's desire to be with anyone else but YOU would you encourage him/her to use it?  Slip it in your lover's food unknowingly?  Continue doing things the old fashioned way and not care about it? 

No I would not use it...but I it might make a good side hussle.


If scientists came up with a product that would allow your sexual experience to feel like you're having "relations" with that one true love of your life while you're just having a quickie with the mofo you're trying to dump, get rid of, or chase away, would you use it?

Naw....I doubt this product would work on inanimate objects (like my pillow) but if it would...hell to the yeah!!!!! LOL!

Only if they had an antidote.....that would take effect instantaneously in the event I felt a heart attack coming on...LOL! 

Mahogany, I swear you crack me up.  We need to sit down and write a sitcom together. 

I would try to find those out on my own if it were my lover......but I would probably dump a little in the office water cooler...for entertainment purposes....lol...just kidding.

See what I mean.  I'd do the same **** too just to watch people walk around all day just getting their azzes into all kinds of trouble with HR over sexual harrassment.  This episode would write itself!
No I would not use it...but I it might make a good side hussle.

MD:  Ayy yo, I got that **** that'll make a ***** stay by your side girl.

Female Customer #1: Ooh girl, I heard about this stuff.  Yeah...  Lemme hold one for my man,
one for my jump off, and 1 for all 3 of my baby's-daddy's.

Female Customer #2: Don't forget we're going to Jamaica again next summer.

Female Customer #1: You right, Girl...  Gon' head and gimme another 3 or 4...

Double Ayy....I am one of those people...who would watch Saturday Night Live...and think to myself...."I can come up with some better material than that lame azz shioot"....I even tried to send them a little material once ...but they had a disclaimer that the shioot belonged to them at that time if you submitted it...hell I was trying to get my hands on a few dollars at that time...so I wrote that idea off. Now they don't even take submissions. I would definitely like to be a writer for a comedy show...if I had to think about my ultimate dream as far as an occupation.  I would never be good at stand up...but the shiott that runs through my mind is crazy and funny all at the same time....I need an outlet.

You know what...you have just given me an idea.  I have been trying to write a book for the longest about my sister and that whole ordeal...but I always end up with a mental block. I am going to start writing my crazy/funny thoughts down too...this might be very therapeutic for me. No need to always focus on the drab and depressing stuff. Thanks