yes we can

so yesterday i'm mad dashing in and outta pathmark (i thought).  now i feel old as dust b/c the cashier who looks about my age has a doo-rag on at work.  ummmmm, are we wearing nightcaps on the job now?  i feel left out.   anteehoo, that's not my complaint.  the total of the customer in front of me was $108.71.  he hands the cashier $150.00.  dude accidentally enters $10.50 as the amount tendered.  family do i need to say what happened next? (pause for anticipointment)



doo-rag calls a manager over to "fix it" together they're trying to figure out the difference between $10.50 and $150,00 to get the register to open.  the manager puts her finger in the air (as if to carry the 1) and i mean i lost it


sidebar:  normally i save my crazy for inside no need to affect the genuinely innocent, how-sun-ever, the guy whose job it is to arrange, fluff and fold the magaizne rack had recently appeared behind me and chosen the base of my spine as his origin point.  he caught the lashocity i'd been saving up.  meanwhile, back at the mensa conference customer and i happen to look at each other and have a simultaneous blurtation: "THE CHANGE IS $41.29!!" dayum!   the absolute best was the look these 2 gave us for shouting out the answer (remember the twilight zone episode where all the freaks had pig snouts and the *normal* one didn't but they treated him like the freak?)

i believe barack when he says change is coming, but first we've gotta figure out how much it is.   

control center out.
 

.....oh my my my my

was it the bergamont?  credit where credit's due:  his s-curl was tight tho.  lol!!

...your are tooooo funny...

thank ya dougie.  youda been proud, i waited but, tick tock. mama's got a ske'jule to keep

Change is coming, but first we've gotta figure out how much it is................too funny!

ay lish, i'm all for progress, now how bout we start with the basics?

Homie, you are too funny!


 @ meanwhile, back at the mensa conference...

hey baby boy!  i missed ya!!!  don't ack like you ain't neva just wanted to leave the money.

Been there...  But neva wanted to leave the money...  I've eaten waaaay to many pork 'n bean & sardine dinners in my childhood to just walk away from dough. 

Thanks for helping me get my "swagger" back.