Back at work today - and ready to leave already!!!!

Today is my first day back on site at work - LAWD almighty!!!!!!

It was a challenge to get here - I didn't realize how often I am running to the bathroom to pee and I am in this damn compression garment so there are no 'suprise' trips - it takes some serious concentration to get this dang thing unsnapped, draws pulled down, azz pointed in the right direction BEFORE the 'release' - lemme tell you - there is a GOOD chance I will have an 'uh-oh' story sometime this week..........

AND I am SORE as all get out!!!!!  I wanna go lay down and take a nap - I'm missing Divorce Court, Judge Judy and Maury - I was wanting to find out who D daddy is, if that S/Him is a girl or boy in the purple bikini, and if ole boy gotta pay for all them clothes he cut up cause he was mad......

AND why did all my triflin employees that been fillin in for me while I was out book vacation or call in today??!!!!  They are SO wrong for that!!!  but that's why I HAPPILY turned my cell phone OFF while I was gone - I KNOW they dodging work!!!!!!

To top it off - I'm on a conference call right NOW and about to bail cause I gotta PLAN this nature call I feel brewing....... this week is gonna SUCK!!!! 

Glad to see you moving along with your recovery MM! Regardless if they have back u*****t...if you begin to crash midday... I hope you go home. They should understand...and if they don't Oh well. Please try not to over do it. Hope you have a good day though.  Lisa 

Dang MM you are really my hero! i only had a TT and was out for 4 weeks LOL went back at 4 weeks for 2 days and was so sore i had to go back home for another week!!!  you are a real gangsta ! at 2 and half weeks i was still poppin pills every 4 hours LOL 

Man - I heal quick AND have a high tolerance for pain - two things which mean MY AZZ goes back to work QUICK!!!  I am still a lil hunched over - but that's about it.  I'd be play pimpin to stay at the crib. 

I did take 4 weeks last year- and that turned out to be just the panniculetomy - I needed the extra time to deal with the mental horror of being ****** over........

I only been here two hours now.... DANG I wanna go home!!!!!!!   LOL!!!! 

I know what ur going through!  Wearing a girdle while on fluid pillsis no joke. Take it easy sista soldier don't over do it.

You are progressing very well, MM!!!

Just remember, your healing is top priority so if you need to get out of there, do it.  You will likely be quite tired tonight, so clear your plans for rest!

rest ain't the word!!!  Imma smooth PASS OUT!!!! 

I think I will be up outta here by 4...... they might see me till 5 toward the END of this week.....

girl, you needed to add at least another week to your time off....somehow 4 is just too short.  The last time I was off for surgery in Jan. I was out 8 weeks.  even then I didn't want to come back !

Hang in there and continue to get better and better !

... wait til they start dippin in yo bizness--askin you all kinds of questions and schitt...  

LOL!!  i am actually VERY open - I work in the Health and Fitness Industry and my company and office are very progressive when it comes to things like this - there are other WLS folk here. 

Everyone has been very cool and concerned that I don't overdo or over stress myself - so far... so good!