Freaky Friday - What do you do???

Thanks...I try Im here all day!!!

Unexpectedly and quite loudly your partner passes gas. 
I'd laugh my ass off but please Lord, don't let me taste that stink!

All of a sudden your partner informs you that you two are being watched - by your child! 
Haul the blanket over my bare ass real quick and tell the little one to get the hell out and don't come back without knocking unless you're on fire. 

one of your friends openly admits to having a gay crush on you for quite some time now. 
A real good friend would know that I don't want to know.  I'll welcome you out of the closet, but please don't mix me up in your debut.  No thanks but no thanks.  Not flattered, not interested, not curious. 

 @ No thanks but no thanks.  

                                                                           You tease, You! 

LOL   This reminds me of something that happened to a friend of mine (male) who drives a city bus.  He is straight and one of his passengers (male) was going to the end of the line, so when they were the last two on the bus the guy asked him:

"Do you know what a ******* is?"

"Yes."

"Do you want one?"   and my friend said     "No, thank you."

For some reason that CRACKED ME THE HELL UP AND STILL DOES to this day ... 

LMAO @  please Lord, don't let me taste that stink!

I done heard it all now!!!!!!! 

Been there - wait a sec - the smell will pass - keep the party going!!!!

DAMN - NEVER been there...... can't even imagine..... naw - I check the locks THREE times every time, like OCD......

3.  hehehehhee - Been there....and umm... well..... babygirl became my girl for a minute - shawty was my heart for a MINUTE.......  if she cute, Imma see how much of a crush she got......