Freaky Friday - What do you do???

I guess. I do remember the first time I got hit on by a lesbian,  I was pissed and probably not very nice, but I've just come to see it as flattering tat there's someone else out there that finds me attractive.  Plus the way things seem to be going with me and men I might need to start keeping my options open. LOL!

That's because...  Well...  You know what I was gonna say so...  I'll just go back to shutting up. 

Dammit! its not like I'm flat chested. I still easily wear a D cup.  Thats a lot more than most are naturally  blessed with.

Just jokes, Yo.  Just jokes.
 

umm I knew that.  obviously my sarcastic sense of humor doesn't translate well to the written word.

1.  You're getting your groove on all while performing oral xes on your partner.  Unexpectedly and quite loudly your partner passes gas.  What do you do?

The sound I could live with....now my reaction would definitely depend on the smell & the position we are in.  If its one that dissipates before it hits my olfactory sense....I won't skip a beat and keep on getting on with the get down.  Now if its one that zooms past my head and almost literally knocked me the fluck out....I am going to have to say...excuse me baby....you know with me... love making is mostly psychological...well...I need to get the mood back right by spraying some Glade up in this mofo...otherwise my act won't be right.....AND YOU KNOW THIS...(cause I am sure its someone who know me that well).  Either way...I am hoping that his arse would be on the bed and that funk would be muffled by the mattress.  

2.  You're in the throes of passion and things have heated up so much in the bedroom until you lose all sense of reality.  All of a sudden your partner informs you that you two are being watched - by your child!   What do you do?

Well...this is going to be a little sticky because it would be my child and not our child since I am no longer with my husband. First off....I would be very reluctant to be having sex with another man in my home around my girls unless...it has become that serious. And then...you best believe that we are going to have high security locks and sound barriers in that room so that shiot like this would never happen!!! Unless my kids have become very adept at picking locks...I just don't see it happening.     

3.  You spend a wild weekend getaway partying with 4 of your closest and dearest friends.  Liquor and fun are had by all.  After one too many, one of your friends openly admits to having a gay crush on you for quite some time now.   What do you do?

I would say to her...that if I ever consider going that way ...she would be the first to know...because she has it going on like that (stroke the ego a bit but let her down easy)  

 @ Now if its one that zooms past my head and almost literally knocked me the fluck out....

You crack me up!

1. I would say Nicca are you serious we would have to wait for the smoke to clear, he would be fine because I have no problem getting it back up....


2. Put down my ninja reflexes to stop the action and then tell my son that we were making a baby ... (Please reference my other post on his advice to me)sike no I would just shut it down until he goes to sleep!!!


3.I would say that's nice but my hole is for a pole and keep it movin!!!!

  @ we would have to wait for the smoke to clear.

I know right.  You'd be wondering whether or not that Nicca popped a stinky firecracker off or something...

3.I would say that's nice but my hole is for a pole and keep it movin!!!!

Oh my God!  That is some of the funniest shyt I have heard in a long time.  Thank you for my first out loud laugh of the day!