Freaky Friday - What do you do???

Ayy yo,

1.  You're getting your groove on all while performing oral xes on your partner.  Unexpectedly and quite loudly your partner passes gas.  What do you do?

2.  You're in the throes of passion and things have heated up so much in the bedroom until you lose all sense of reality.  All of a sudden your partner informs you that you two are being watched - by your child!   What do you do?

3.  You spend a wild weekend getaway partying with 4 of your closest and dearest friends.  Liquor and fun are had by all.  After one too many, one of your friends openly admits to having a gay crush on you for quite some time now.   What do you do?

Good Morning Aaron!

1. Laugh and fan the funk outta my face...but continue with my groove.

2. The kid would TOTALLY snap me back to reality and it would kill the mood.  Take the kid back to bed and pick up were we left off.

3.  Thanks...but no thanks!  I would be flattered though.

Good Morning Aaron!

Buenos dias, Senora Kim!

1. Laugh and fan the funk outta my face...but continue with my groove.

Sheeeeeeeet!  You're better than me cause I'd be and if that had happened to me. 

2. The kid would TOTALLY snap me back to reality and it would kill the mood.  Take the kid back to bed and pick up were we left off.

Women say that but in translation, Fellas, that means you gotta start all the way at the dayum beginning with, "So what's your sign...  You're so pretty and cute...  Come here often...," then foreplay, and finally work your way back up to where you left off. 

3.  Thanks...but no thanks!  I would be flattered though.

Yeah that's a tough pill to try and swallow if you're not the least bit curious.

1) Keep going I guess.  I'm not sure, however I unfortunately had a little GI distress  and I tried my very best to hold it in, but other things demanded my attention and I probably could havee pretended like nothing happened but I started laughing hysterically and gave it away.

2) Not a worry of mine.  My only kids are my 'fur babies', and I on't have to worry aboutthem telling anyone what goes on in my bedroom.

3)Thank her, give her a kiss on the cheek and let her know I'm strictly dickly.

@ 3)Thank her, give her a kiss on the cheek and let her know I'm strictly dickly.

See right there you're just teasing her with all of those kisses.  Shame on you.

Well I never claimed to be all that nice.  I got a little  in me.

I hear ya, but a brotha could never be that nice about it.  As soon as the sentence leaves the friend's lips you'd see the worst display of a homophobic tirade since Rev. Ted Haggard tried to denounce his own homosexuality to the guy he was sleeping with.

Double_Ayy,

I don't care how drunk a gay man got.....its my perception if he has never been given a reason to believe that there is even an inkling of a chance that the friend would be receptive...He would keep that shioot to his dayum self....for fear of getting the snot beat out of him.     

MahoganyDream,

Typically, I would agree with that assessment and that's why I phrased it as a close and dear friend doing the talking.  The people closest to you, in my humble opinion, seem to know our heart better than we give them credit for, and though it has never happened to me, I would think that a close and dear friend could in fact get all likka'd up enough to have "confessions of the heart."






Either that or all that dayum likka is making him horny as a toad. 

Okay.....I am with  you now....he or she would think that there IS an open door for a gay fantasy....hence the confession. Gotcha!!!