Freaky Friday - Don't Peek Unless you plan to participate.
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on 5/29/09 7:00 am, edited 5/30/09 5:26 am - Sweet Dreams lives in , PA
on 5/29/09 7:00 am, edited 5/30/09 5:26 am - Sweet Dreams lives in , PA
Say what!....guuuuurrrrrl you got to be kidding me....now thats some SEXY shiott right there. You should tell him to put his soldier hat on with nothing else but his combat boots....tell him to salute the flag and let his d*ck stand at attention....while you go K ration on his ass. Make him need to take a medical leave when you are through...LOL!
Thanks so much for making the sacrifice....I do support our troops. I pray that he returns home to you safely.
Edit: to second person tense
Thanks so much for making the sacrifice....I do support our troops. I pray that he returns home to you safely.
Edit: to second person tense
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on 5/29/09 7:12 am, edited 5/29/09 7:17 am - Sweet Dreams lives in , PA
on 5/29/09 7:12 am, edited 5/29/09 7:17 am - Sweet Dreams lives in , PA
See...thats what I am talking about....roleplay. I mean ...thats what came to my mind when I read your message..."teach me a lesson". Nothing like a little role play to add a little spice to life. My ex-husband could not get into it. He thought it was silly....but I LOVE IT. Yeah...I am with you...let hubby be the teacher...and you the principal...and you call him into the office and...oh... my sorry...girl you got me getting myself carried away. LOL!!!
Hey MD:
My 2 favs: (1) " My hip hurtin cause the Weather Channel says rain tomorrow; (2) "I told you to buy that thigh strap-on cause you know my hip hurtin, it's too late now."
My 2 favs: (1) " My hip hurtin cause the Weather Channel says rain tomorrow; (2) "I told you to buy that thigh strap-on cause you know my hip hurtin, it's too late now."
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@ ain't screwing me before I go to work with no pee hard ding-a-ling.... Lawd have mercy...I knew you were from the south...I haven't heard ding-a-ling since I left Arkansas. That some funny shioot though...and true. Yeah...he should definitely go pee first before trying to get some. That little piss dribble is just plain nasty...especially if he wants any real attention down there.
I don't think I'm gonna do to good at this game. The last time I told a mofo I ain't wann **** him and he asked why - I told him:
CAUSE THE LAST TIME WE DID IT, YOU WERE SO BAD I DON'T WANT YOUR DICK NEAR MY ***** EVER AGAIN!!!!
and....
NO - I HAVE DETERMINED YOU CANNOT BE TAUGHT A DAMN THING TO MAKE IT BETTER!!!!
I might need to take notes from this thread - my approach might be a lil 'abrupt'....... LOL!!!
CAUSE THE LAST TIME WE DID IT, YOU WERE SO BAD I DON'T WANT YOUR DICK NEAR MY ***** EVER AGAIN!!!!
and....
NO - I HAVE DETERMINED YOU CANNOT BE TAUGHT A DAMN THING TO MAKE IT BETTER!!!!
I might need to take notes from this thread - my approach might be a lil 'abrupt'....... LOL!!!
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Yes, I peeked and just to say something I'm going to go with:"Not tonight honey I have a headache."
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