Freaky Friday - Don't Peek Unless you plan to participate.
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on 5/29/09 3:37 am, edited 5/29/09 3:44 am - Sweet Dreams lives in , PA
on 5/29/09 3:37 am, edited 5/29/09 3:44 am - Sweet Dreams lives in , PA
Hell to the yeah...I am starting the Freaky Friday this time around. LOL
So I was listening to Tom Joyner this morning and they were discussing radical, crazy, irrational etc. etc. excuses that people (man or woman) give for not wanting to have sex.
Here are some of the excuses that some folks gave along with my translations:
Translation...unless you are proposing marriage...GTFO
Translation....I don't want you to have me popping f*rts during our lovemaking.
Translation....I am wiped out from being with the other homie or homette last
night
Translation....my arse already smells like bodussy (booty, d*ck & p*ssy)
Transalation....unless you want to look like you've been attacked
by the Texas Chain Saw killer...I suggest we wait a few days.
Translation....unless...you are ready for Junior or
Little Precious...I suggest you not hit this tonight.
Translations....the shioot looks tempting but I ain't trying to die for it.
Translation...see the first one on the list.
So to make this interesting you can give the best excuses someone gave for NOT having sex or the BEST come on someone gave to persuade you to put out (i.e. if you don't give me some my balls will turn blue and explode!)
Here's mine:
Not tonight honey...my back is hurting....to which I kindly replied.....ahhh....as long as your spine is functioning from the neck up...we should'nt have a problem!
Edit to correct formatting
So I was listening to Tom Joyner this morning and they were discussing radical, crazy, irrational etc. etc. excuses that people (man or woman) give for not wanting to have sex.
Here are some of the excuses that some folks gave along with my translations:
Translation...unless you are proposing marriage...GTFO
Translation....I don't want you to have me popping f*rts during our lovemaking.
Translation....I am wiped out from being with the other homie or homette last
night
Translation....my arse already smells like bodussy (booty, d*ck & p*ssy)
Transalation....unless you want to look like you've been attacked
by the Texas Chain Saw killer...I suggest we wait a few days.
Translation....unless...you are ready for Junior or
Little Precious...I suggest you not hit this tonight.
Translations....the shioot looks tempting but I ain't trying to die for it.
Translation...see the first one on the list.
So to make this interesting you can give the best excuses someone gave for NOT having sex or the BEST come on someone gave to persuade you to put out (i.e. if you don't give me some my balls will turn blue and explode!)
Here's mine:
Not tonight honey...my back is hurting....to which I kindly replied.....ahhh....as long as your spine is functioning from the neck up...we should'nt have a problem!
Edit to correct formatting
i don't know if this fits your criteria but i was laying in bed one nite when i was married to my ex wife whose was reading a magazine..and i sorta kinda hinted that i wouldn't mind receiving some oral copulation if you get my meaning. That heifa dropped the magazine in her lap glared at me and with a straight face said, "Don't you have a little girlfriend or a jumpoff to take care of that for you." I waited for her to crack a smile and when she didn't i turned over and said, "No, but trust that i will get right on it first thing tomorrow." And six months later as we stood outside divorce court with a dime piece on my arm i said to her, "Be careful what you wish for. The d**k you save could've been your own.""
Janeen....you are a mess! For real tho, Kim!
u gon threaten to get a chick on the side while laid up in OUR bed? then show up to court with some alleged "dime piece"? reeks of trashiness and self esteem issues. good riddance, I say! LOL
I mean for real, according to him the woman was chillin reading her magazine...he didn't try to rub on, kiss, or even say "hey wife, how u doing?"...just some half ass suggestion that she should stop what she was doing and suck his dick. I mean, really? at least a " hey ***** u look pretty" would have somewhat included HER in the scenario rather than just a "service me" mentality that was presented here.
u gon threaten to get a chick on the side while laid up in OUR bed? then show up to court with some alleged "dime piece"? reeks of trashiness and self esteem issues. good riddance, I say! LOL
I mean for real, according to him the woman was chillin reading her magazine...he didn't try to rub on, kiss, or even say "hey wife, how u doing?"...just some half ass suggestion that she should stop what she was doing and suck his dick. I mean, really? at least a " hey ***** u look pretty" would have somewhat included HER in the scenario rather than just a "service me" mentality that was presented here.
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