Oh no he /she didnt !!!
But of course...
Back when I was in college, my art appreciation class had to take a trip to over to one of the major museums in NYC. Two or three days before the trip during class, a sista asks me if she could tag along with me over there because, as she put it, she didn't know New York and didn't want to get lost. No problem. A day before the trip, during class she asks me again can she tag along with me and get the same bus as I get to head over. I assured her that it was okay for her to catch the bus at the same time that I catch the bus. It's a free country, I thought.
My girlfriend at the time, all of a sudden, wanted to go to NYC too. The next day I met the girl from class at the bus stop with my girlfriend, who had about as much interest in appreciating art as a dayum thief can appreciate getting caught stealing. I swear black women can somehow either "sense or smell" when another sista is present that may pose a possible threat to their relationship.
But I digress...
The three of us exchanged pleasantries and waited on the bus. When it arrived, the girl from class bolted onto the bus, followed by my girlfriend, and me. As I'm handing the bus driver a $5 for my girlfriend and me, the bus driver says, "That'll be $7.50, my man..."
"What do you mean, $7.50?" I asked. "This is for me and my girl right here."
"That young lady back there said to see you for the fare," he said.
I looked around all wide-eyed and got loud on old dude, "Hell no! What dayum young lady?!"
My girl tried to calm me down and said, "Babe, just go ahead an pay for her. She probably thought that you were gonna pay her way today."
"I don't know how the fugg she thought that," I grumbled.
When I made my way to the back of the bus and finally sat down, I asked the girl from class why she told the bus driver that I was gonna pay her way. She got all uppity on me and said, "I don't have any money. Can you pay for me today? Thanks."
Oh no she didn't...
Back when I was in college, my art appreciation class had to take a trip to over to one of the major museums in NYC. Two or three days before the trip during class, a sista asks me if she could tag along with me over there because, as she put it, she didn't know New York and didn't want to get lost. No problem. A day before the trip, during class she asks me again can she tag along with me and get the same bus as I get to head over. I assured her that it was okay for her to catch the bus at the same time that I catch the bus. It's a free country, I thought.
My girlfriend at the time, all of a sudden, wanted to go to NYC too. The next day I met the girl from class at the bus stop with my girlfriend, who had about as much interest in appreciating art as a dayum thief can appreciate getting caught stealing. I swear black women can somehow either "sense or smell" when another sista is present that may pose a possible threat to their relationship.
But I digress...
The three of us exchanged pleasantries and waited on the bus. When it arrived, the girl from class bolted onto the bus, followed by my girlfriend, and me. As I'm handing the bus driver a $5 for my girlfriend and me, the bus driver says, "That'll be $7.50, my man..."
"What do you mean, $7.50?" I asked. "This is for me and my girl right here."
"That young lady back there said to see you for the fare," he said.
I looked around all wide-eyed and got loud on old dude, "Hell no! What dayum young lady?!"
My girl tried to calm me down and said, "Babe, just go ahead an pay for her. She probably thought that you were gonna pay her way today."
"I don't know how the fugg she thought that," I grumbled.
When I made my way to the back of the bus and finally sat down, I asked the girl from class why she told the bus driver that I was gonna pay her way. She got all uppity on me and said, "I don't have any money. Can you pay for me today? Thanks."
Oh no she didn't...
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on 5/29/09 6:27 am - syracuse, NY
on 5/29/09 6:27 am - syracuse, NY
Ayyy usually I dont like dudes who hits girls but in her case she had it coming 
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on 5/29/09 3:01 am - syracuse, NY
on 5/29/09 3:01 am - syracuse, NY
for real Taw1975 ???.........he gets the loser award 
I have a close GF and one evening RECENTLY we were out chillin with our group of girls (there are 5 of us). So, we run into a couple of chicks that work with one of my girls. Female conversation turned into oral sex as the topic...chicks said "I ain't sucking no dick period". My close GF looks at them dead in the eyes and said "Well if you don't then somebody else will and they may just end up taking your damn man". All of the rest of my girls and me have our mouths dropped wide open and we couldn't speak...WHY??? Cuz 2 of the 5 of my group of girls are ******g those chicks men
I got back to the bar with my GF and said "No you just didn't"
I got back to the bar with my GF and said "No you just didn't"
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