OT-Some dating advice from my son

Kells .
on 5/22/09 5:01 am, edited 1/22/10 8:47 am - MI

My son is out with the pink eye....So being a single parent Im home with him today!!!

So he wants to give me dating advice....mind you he is 7!!!

1.You decide if you like someone to date them and then you can make them your boyrfriend mom

2. After yall go out to dinner a couple of times THEN the man will decide that he wants to marry you at the end of the night. He will ask you to marry him

3.Oh mom I can give you some more Advice If you lay in a bed with a husband and start kissing Im going to have a baby..He said I know because I saw it on Marley and Me and that was based on a true story!!!!! I didn't even see the movie to confirm or deny..WTH?

4. You need to find the husband because it is takin too long for the husband to find you!!!!!

Thanks God for creating, Jesus for saving, and the Holy Ghost for sustaining ME!

Her Royal Flyness
on 5/22/09 5:10 am

RNY on 03/10/08

LOL@ # 4! Priceless!!! So funny that in the pic he's looking like "hey, it's common sense!" Precious.

It is never too late to be what you might have been

~George Eliot

ZeeBaby !
on 5/22/09 5:17 am - Columbus, OH

RNY on 06/03/09

Mr Jeilon Christopher is something else

YO GURL ZEEBABY!!!

Dedee
on 5/22/09 6:32 am - Home Is Where, The HEART is, Midwest

RNY on 09/30/03

Hello Zee, my name is Dedee....nice to cybermeet you. I am in Cinci....and hopefully we plan to meet this summer for lunch in the Dayton area....can you send me your email via IM?

Thanks!

I focus not on my disabilty; my focus is on my ABILITIES.
(Dedee, 2009)

My hearing impairment ENABLES me, not disables me.
(Dedee, 2008)

       ~Dedee

# 1 MACK_MAMA
on 5/22/09 5:21 am

Ok - i am TOO through!!!! My daughter is the SAME WAY!!!! She is always hounding me on 'when are you going to get married so i can have a daddy?'

~smh~ these kids, these kids........ LOL!!!!

I don't just have issues, I have subscriptions! I'm saving on the newsstand price.......

Check out my dating mis - adventures at: http://1macdatinggame.blogspot.com/

Kells .
on 5/22/09 7:52 am - MI

VSG on 03/11/10

That boy is plottin on a brother or sister. On Easter he told me Mom you can just go ahead and have me a brother and a sister....Oh really??

Dalexis
on 5/22/09 6:19 am - Brooklyn, NY

RNY on 11/27/06

Funny. lol.

My daughter DOESN'T want me to have a girlfriend...forget about another wife. lol. She insists its not the jealousy thing (at 15, she better not be at this point). Her reasoning: "You always seem to attract crazy women" I swear, she says this. I'm like, "They're not crazy..we just don't fit.." She's like,"Whatever.."

I guess she sees her mom and..well, never mind. LOL.

"When Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds to conquer." Plutach. Not true, for there are always more worlds to conquer.

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(deactivated member)
on 5/22/09 6:22 am - syracuse, NY

Awwww lol....thats sweet little man is looking out for mama

Dedee
on 5/22/09 6:32 am - Home Is Where, The HEART is, Midwest

RNY on 09/30/03

That picture is totally priceless!

I focus not on my disabilty; my focus is on my ABILITIES.
(Dedee, 2009)

My hearing impairment ENABLES me, not disables me.
(Dedee, 2008)

       ~Dedee