So Fellas...

Ion't even know why I botha, cause ya'll always too skurred to answer my damn questions but my mind is cluttered by some conversations I've had and observations I've made and I'm bored, there's nothing on TV.

This guy basically told me all of the places and cir****tances under which I or any woman would probably not meet a man.  Without getting into all of the scenarios, the bottom line was post up at the bar or where ever you choose to go by yourself.  As he said this my entire social life flashed before my eyes and I thought of all the times a dude was sweating either me or a friend and did the small talk thing trying to bait us into hollerin at them with the reverse psychology thing but was too p*ssy to just man up and step up.

So I have been testing this theory for the past two years now and can conclusively lend credence to it.  I was also talking to some other platonic dudes who went on to co-sign that practice as well as elaborate on what type of woman they'd approach vs what type of woman they'd WANT to approach when their friends are around, and how men go shallow, end up with some shrew and try to make it work because their pride won't let them admit failure or that they're out of their league.  Furthermore though a man claims to want a woman who is so hot and put together, they're intimidated by that on the real...disparage it as "high maintenance"  but when they get with a plain chick, they try to step out on her with a fly chick.   WTF?  One guy was honest enough to say that IHO that boils down to money, and if a man feels like he can't "afford" the woman he punks out.  Your thoughts?  ETA-How fly is too fly?  Why?

Soooo....here are a few of my cloudy thoughts and questions, speak on them if you dare.


What exactly do you want, or better yet can someone finally admit that most of the time you don't even know your damn self?

Why so lame in approaching the woman that's alone? (vulnerable was the term I heard from more than one guy)

And finally a lot of men have issues with "the friends"  In reality, don't you know that when a woman wants you what her friends say don't mean ****  I can't tell you how many times I've told someone a dude wasn't **** and they stay right there once they're over whatever he did.  Same goes for me.  I don't care what my friends say, I just need to vent. I don't ask them for advice.  When I'm done, I'm done, but nothing they say will speed that process up.  If a woman deals with you based on what her friends say, then your issue should not be with the friends but with her simple ass.  But a lot of  ya'll stay cause she's cute, gives great head, got a good job, or whatever stupid reason. 

Granted, some men grow up or never operate like this, however by and large, let's keep it real, a lot do.  Insight please.

 

  hold on - RHONDA - bring my rocking chair, please!!!!!! 

they're already scarry as hell, why you trying to run them off like it's bout to go down?  This is not a drama  post.

And put the damn popcorn down, fatass.  Go get some water.

I know it's not a drama post!!!  Still gonna be interesting as a MOFO!!!!!  and KISS my fatass - I ain't WANT no frikkin water!!!!!

I feel you on the alone thing tho - when i 'pack up' with my homies - dude NEVER step - I roll along - a FEW do - but I have been 'fronted' out with "you LOOK like you high maintenance" or "I bet it cost a lot to keep you happy'

WTF?????

See, that's the kinna weak **** I'm talking about. 

Yes, my make up is flawless
Yes, I got a mean shoe game
Yes, I smell good
Yes, I'm confident in my fabulosity

That's cause I like make up, I like shoes, I like being a girl, I don't glam up to threaten anyone.  

Prissy broads need lub too

OR I have gotten the especially offensive - 'you think you all that cause you cute and high yella?'

And I ain't even say NOTHIN to them!!!!!!!  now THAT be the weak bull****!!!!!

Yeah, that's a ***** made n*gga right there.  I don't play the color game with anyone, but it's especially yeasty of a man.

And put the damn popcorn down, fatass.  Go get some water.

 Sorry for the delay!!

U slippin ole lady!