Someone sent me a penis joke on my cell. GO FIGURE

Mr. Penis request a pay raise due to the following reasons.
1. I do physical labor
2. I work at great depths
3. I plunge head first into everything I do
4. I work weekends and holidays
5. I work in a damp environment
6. I work in dark areas with poor ventilation
7. And I work in high temperatures

Dear Penis your request has been denied for these reasons
1. You don't work 8 hours straight
2. You work in short spurts and fall asleep after each brief work period
3. You don't stay in your designated area and your frequentl found in other locations
4.  You don't take initative and must be stimulated to start working
5. You leave your work place messy at the end of your shift
6. You are unable to work overtime or double shifts
7. You sometimes leave your designated work area before completing the assigned task
8.  You have constantly been seen entering and exiting the work place with two sacks