The Jobby Job Post

I did but it wasn't enough to get out of the bed for.  It was a just a roll.  You know how we Cali folks judge our quakes.  Stuff has to be falling off the walls to actually get under a table or in a door way.  LOL

what do you do for a living?   Technically, I approve and deny benefits.  But usually I am a translator, I'm a receptionist, I'm a psychologist, life coach, job recruitor, babysitter, investigator, housing/shelter finder, bus router and my newest and most funnest job, sucka or so granny thought.

what do you like about it?  I get to help people in their most neediest time.  What I do can really help a person who is truly down on their luck.  And I get to be all up and through folks business.  I'm nosey and I love it.  Death certificates, divorce decrease, restraining orders, felony records.  Man, it's like soaps and Maury all rolled into one.

what ****** you off about it?  Fraudulent asshats who think that a sucka is born every minute and today they just found a new one.  Nope not on my watch.  I will send an investigator to your home, rumming all through their **** in a minute and feel nothing of it.  Like Granny tried to play me, knowing damn well she was a fleeing felon.  And ole boy straight off the jail bus wondering into the office and lying straight to my face.  Sorry drug felons, find services elsewhere.