Freaky Friday question: Who can get it?

Ayy yo,

I've been thinking lately.  The following women, I'm pleased to announce, can get it:

1.  Halle Berry - She may have been in Monsters Ball but she'd really be a star in my book if she had these monster balls - in her mouth...  I'm just sayin...

2.  Vivica A. Fox - Have you seen that cellphone clip that's going around of her drunk at a party giving head?  Nuff said.

3.  Jordan Sparks - Yeah I know she just turned like 18 or 19 recently but I saw her on American Idol the other night and I'm here to tell ya she's all woman now.

4.  Jill Scott - The yams, Man.  The yams.

5.  Wanda Sykes - Yeah I know she's out of the closet now on her lezz-bian journey but she's still got a ba-doonk ka-doonk in her back yard.  Plus there's that possible threesome thing that I'm into.

6.  Rachel True - This young lady had the biggest prettiest set of eyes (see you thought I was gonna say something else didn't ya) when she played on the Half & Half sitcom.  Sure her voice is annoying as all get out but we wouldn't be talking long.  Please believe...

What say you, BAF and BAF-ettes?  Who can get it?

You're a mess!  My list is short.

Nelly - OMG, THE HAWTNESS!
Terrence Howard - that guitar scene in The Best Man got me
Denzel - no explanation needed

(keep in mind that, like Wanda Sykes, I'm a "lezz-bian")

Whether you are a lezz-bian or not, I'm shocked that Denzel still makes somebody's list.  You know how fickle us blacque folks can be.  Hott today; Nott tomorrow!

OMG, Denzel has always been on my list.  It's the walk... definitely the walk.

There's a guy here at my job (Black man) who has an even sexier walk... and child, lemme tell you!  I avoid him like the plague!

Speaking of walks, have you noticed that Bro. Pres. Obama's cold gangsta limp when he walks around in some of those news clips lately.  My man looks like he's about to grab the mic and start rappin, "H to the IZZO, V to the IZZA..."

Yep... he could get it too, if he weren't so skinny!

See I like Sis. First Lady Michelle but she can't get it.  Something about her smile bothers me, but dayum if she don't have a "doonk" though.  Baby-girl got hips days and azz for weeks.  

Yess Lawd... 

Hey Double OH my friends and I call it the BD walk (BIG DICK) LLS

AND JUST WHAT TYPE OF WALK IS THAT!!!! HUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

I ain't even mad!  Every girl loves a BD!