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on 5/12/09 10:30 am
on 5/12/09 10:30 am
Once upon a time lived a Beautiful Queen with large breasts.
Nick theDragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew
that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had to try. One day Nick revealed his secretdesire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, the King's chief doctor.Horatio thought about this and said that he could arrange
for Nick to more than satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1000
gold coins to arrange it. Without pause Nick readily agreed to
the scheme.
The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and poured a littlebit into the Queen's bra while she bathed. Soon after shedressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned tothe Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatioinformed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied forfour hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests hadshown that only the saliva of Nick would work as the antidote to curethe itch.
The King, eager to help his Queen, quickly summoned Nick to theirchambers. Horatio then slipped Nick the antidote for the itchingpowder, which he put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nickworked passionately on the Queen's largeand magnificent breasts. The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick leftsatisfied and hailed as a hero. Upon returning to his chamber,Nick found Horatio demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins . With hisobsession now satisfied, Nick couldn't have cared less and,knowing that Horatio could never report this matter to the King, andwith a laugh told him to get lost.
The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder
into the King's underwear. The King immediately summoned
Nick.
The moral of the story............
Pay your bills.
that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had to try. One day Nick revealed his secretdesire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, the King's chief doctor.Horatio thought about this and said that he could arrange
for Nick to more than satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1000
gold coins to arrange it. Without pause Nick readily agreed to
the scheme.
The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and poured a littlebit into the Queen's bra while she bathed. Soon after shedressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned tothe Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatioinformed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied forfour hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests hadshown that only the saliva of Nick would work as the antidote to curethe itch.
The King, eager to help his Queen, quickly summoned Nick to theirchambers. Horatio then slipped Nick the antidote for the itchingpowder, which he put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nickworked passionately on the Queen's largeand magnificent breasts. The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick leftsatisfied and hailed as a hero. Upon returning to his chamber,Nick found Horatio demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins . With hisobsession now satisfied, Nick couldn't have cared less and,knowing that Horatio could never report this matter to the King, andwith a laugh told him to get lost.
The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder
into the King's underwear. The King immediately summoned
Nick.
The moral of the story............
Pay your bills.
Nahmean...
DAMN!!!!!!
now THAT was some hilarious **** right there!!!!
now THAT was some hilarious **** right there!!!!
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Thanks for the laugh it was great. Haven't had a good laugh in a long time.
For all the ladies I love all the new Pic they are Beautiful.
For all the ladies I love all the new Pic they are Beautiful.
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Proverb 16:9
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Proverb 16:9
May not be where I want to be but I glad to be where I'm at.
Working at getting the rest of the way.
12/10/2012 I'll be having LBL, BL/BA, thigh & arm lift, eyelid
Body by Dr. Sauceda booked to 12/9--12/22
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