OT - Mr. and Mrs. Freak & you.
Yeah right...
You'd sit in that corner until that little man in the boat starts throbbing like the dayum heartbeat of a pro-basketball player just before he passes out from too much coke (not soda), and the next thing you know you're jumping up outta your dayum seat like your azz is on fire. Just as you start to undress, you look the loving couple over once more and say, "Alright, alright... But you two muthafuggas betta not say **** about this to no dayum body. Now turn that dayum camera off and somebody break open a tub of Cool Whip..."
You'd sit in that corner until that little man in the boat starts throbbing like the dayum heartbeat of a pro-basketball player just before he passes out from too much coke (not soda), and the next thing you know you're jumping up outta your dayum seat like your azz is on fire. Just as you start to undress, you look the loving couple over once more and say, "Alright, alright... But you two muthafuggas betta not say **** about this to no dayum body. Now turn that dayum camera off and somebody break open a tub of Cool Whip..."
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"Heavens to Merga-Troid!!! I believe she's got her coochie spread wide-open.... I wanna exit stage left but my feet can't move even...." 
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