OT - Mr. and Mrs. Freak & you.
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on 5/7/09 12:20 am, edited 5/7/09 5:07 am - Sweet Dreams lives in , PA
on 5/7/09 12:20 am, edited 5/7/09 5:07 am - Sweet Dreams lives in , PA
Wow.....it most definitely would depend on one thing.....
1.) If they are both butt flucking ugly...I am going to leave my coat...and run the hell up out of there!
Now if they are both reasonably attractive people, I would sit there for a moment ...just to make sure it was really happening and not my freaking sex deprived mind getting away from me!
I would politely decline to join in...but would turn on the video tape for them as a courteous gesture, grab my coat and head out the door.
Then I would creep around the side of the house and BE a peeking flucking Tom...because I know that they are NOW going to do ALL the shioot they wouldn't do if someone was watching..
Then...I am going to feel a tap on my shoulder...slowly turn around to see...Mr. PoPo.....flashing his light in my face.
Then...I am going to be escorted to the county lock up...thrown in a cell with a chick called Brenda ...the bender.........................
Hold up....back up....(to the beginning)....my answer would be NAW....I would just grab my coat when I see them starting to get it on...go home...and take my drunk azz to bed.
1.) If they are both butt flucking ugly...I am going to leave my coat...and run the hell up out of there!
Now if they are both reasonably attractive people, I would sit there for a moment ...just to make sure it was really happening and not my freaking sex deprived mind getting away from me!
I would politely decline to join in...but would turn on the video tape for them as a courteous gesture, grab my coat and head out the door.
Then I would creep around the side of the house and BE a peeking flucking Tom...because I know that they are NOW going to do ALL the shioot they wouldn't do if someone was watching..
Then...I am going to feel a tap on my shoulder...slowly turn around to see...Mr. PoPo.....flashing his light in my face.
Then...I am going to be escorted to the county lock up...thrown in a cell with a chick called Brenda ...the bender.........................
Hold up....back up....(to the beginning)....my answer would be NAW....I would just grab my coat when I see them starting to get it on...go home...and take my drunk azz to bed.
See, MD,
You'd save yourself a whole lot of trouble (and avoid Big Brenda) if ya'd just join in the first place. :)
You'd save yourself a whole lot of trouble (and avoid Big Brenda) if ya'd just join in the first place. :)
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Wow.....it most definitely would depend on one thing.....
1.) If they are both butt flucking ugly...I am going to leave my coat...and run the hell up out of there!
I can dig it. There not much uglier than two ugly people bumpin' uglies.
Now if they are both reasonable attractive people, I would sit there for a moment ...just to make sure it was really happening and not my freaking sex deprived mind getting away from me!
See that's the same thing I'd do cause, let's face it have the same over-active imagination as a kid with ADHD and a pocket full of Jolly Ranchers.
I would politely decline to join in...but would turn on the video tape for them as a courteous gesture, grab my coat and head out the door.
Wuss.
Then I would creep around the side of the house and BE a peeking flucking Tom...because I know that they are NOW going to do ALL the shioot they wouldn't do if someone was watching..
Oh ****
(in my Young Jeezy voice) "...Then what?"
Then...I am going to feel a tap on my shoulder...slowly turn around to see...Mr. PoPo.....flashing his light in my face.
Then...I am going to be escorted to the county lock up...thrown in a cell with a chick called Brenda ...the bender.........................
See now Brenda wouldn't have to get up in ya if you weren't such a pretenda.
Hold up....back up....(to the beginning)....my answer would be NAW....I would just grab my coat when I see them starting to get it on...go home...and take my drunk azz to bed
Wuss.
1.) If they are both butt flucking ugly...I am going to leave my coat...and run the hell up out of there!
I can dig it. There not much uglier than two ugly people bumpin' uglies.
Now if they are both reasonable attractive people, I would sit there for a moment ...just to make sure it was really happening and not my freaking sex deprived mind getting away from me!
See that's the same thing I'd do cause, let's face it have the same over-active imagination as a kid with ADHD and a pocket full of Jolly Ranchers.
I would politely decline to join in...but would turn on the video tape for them as a courteous gesture, grab my coat and head out the door.
Wuss.
Then I would creep around the side of the house and BE a peeking flucking Tom...because I know that they are NOW going to do ALL the shioot they wouldn't do if someone was watching..
Oh ****
(in my Young Jeezy voice) "...Then what?"Then...I am going to feel a tap on my shoulder...slowly turn around to see...Mr. PoPo.....flashing his light in my face.
Then...I am going to be escorted to the county lock up...thrown in a cell with a chick called Brenda ...the bender.........................
See now Brenda wouldn't have to get up in ya if you weren't such a pretenda.
Hold up....back up....(to the beginning)....my answer would be NAW....I would just grab my coat when I see them starting to get it on...go home...and take my drunk azz to bed
Wuss.
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