OT - Mr. and Mrs. Freak & you.

Picture this:

You're at a quiet little house party that's winding down and most of the people are grabbing their coats and leaving. The music is nice, soft, and seductive; the wine and liquor are flowing; you're a little buzzed, and then suddenly it happens - the host and hostess of the party start making out/tongue kissing/PDA'ing/groping/etc... right in front of you!   After a few moments of this they turn to you and invite you to watch them get it on. 

1.  Would you watch?

2.  Would you join in if asked?

3.  Would you videotape it for them if asked but not join in?

4.  Would you leave abruptly?

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy did you start this when I have a doctor's appt?

I'll be back.

Oh, heck yeah, I'm watching!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I apologize.  I forgot to check your calendar.

if she's hot, i'm watchin.

i can't join in only because my wife aint goin for it......hopefully i aint so drunk that i'd disregard her wishes.

and yup...i'd videotape it and ask for a copy 

***edit***

if instead of a host & hostess, the party had two hostesses....that changes the game.  the temptation to join in combined with the liquor would REALLY test my vows.

 @ videotape it and ask for a copy 

Yeah let me see you explain to your wifer where the hail that tape came from and why are these two people yelling for Big Sam the Cameraman to stop staring and adjust the camera right. 

Don't even try it, Fake Philly.  What say you?

I'ma watch the post & eat popcorn... Since I'm untouched, I can't comment...

Oh you're touched alright. 

Sike.

Tell the truth and shame the Devil.

I did.