Sex question for the Brethren
LOL! I know right...that shioot....is funny to me....all my fingers are normal....but as I am pleasuring myself....I sometime get the image of that friction rubbing the tip of my finger down like an eraser......and even worse....I hope to hell I don't lay there and have a seisure or a heart attack or some other shiott like that.....I mean I can only imagine...the goofy ass "yep I was trying to get my shiott off" look I would have on my face when they find me...
New on Whut Da Hail records and tapes is the Best of Mahogany Dreams. That's right for the first time in one bonus packed collection is MahoganyDreams at her finest, showcasing all of her talent for you, you and you!
... She does all of her favorite hits like:
"eat the shioot out of some putang pie..."
and
"never hesitate to wax magic johnson."
That's right my girl MahoganyDreams takes you musically and seductively where other artists simply refuse to go. You liked Aretha, Sade, and Alice from Mel's diner, well then you are gonna love this 2 disc CD boxed set whi*****ludes:
"sexual deprivation is a horrible muthafugga....."
and who can forget:
"my middle finger on my right hand is already a half inch shorter than the REST!"
and of course everybody's all-time personal favorite:
"look at me as a person and not a dayum yam hole for him to park his privates...."
This offer is not sold in stores! You must order today to collect this truly amazing artist's catalogued talent being sold here at in one giant TV offer.
... She does all of her favorite hits like:"eat the shioot out of some putang pie..."
and
"never hesitate to wax magic johnson."
That's right my girl MahoganyDreams takes you musically and seductively where other artists simply refuse to go. You liked Aretha, Sade, and Alice from Mel's diner, well then you are gonna love this 2 disc CD boxed set whi*****ludes:
"sexual deprivation is a horrible muthafugga....."
and who can forget:
"my middle finger on my right hand is already a half inch shorter than the REST!"
and of course everybody's all-time personal favorite:
"look at me as a person and not a dayum yam hole for him to park his privates...."
This offer is not sold in stores! You must order today to collect this truly amazing artist's catalogued talent being sold here at in one giant TV offer.
WTH!!!!!!!!!!!.....you sir are a nut for sure!!!! I'll be right back.......
*MD gathers Eddie Murphy, Dave Chappelle, Chris Rock, Steve Harvey and the rest of the Kings of comedy in a football huddle as they are getting ready to go on stage for an All Star Extravaganza at the Apollo Theater *
She whispers quietly to them, "look you muthafuggas...I just got wind that theres a new comedian coming in from NJ ...they call him Double Ayy...all I can say is that ya'll best to get yo asses in gear cause hes coming here to take over yo business, yo money and yo women! "He don't give a shiott....no material is off limits. He will talk about yo crusty azz, yo mama's crusty azz...shioot...he'll even give you his crusty...I mean...his black azz to kiss when its all said and done. I'm just sayin....he coming to kick azz and take names...if you know shiot from shinola...you better recognize....this mofo is FUNNY! Watch yo ass out there!!!"
I'm back.....Double Ayy...since you marketing, promoting and selling my CD and Shioot....lemme hold $5.00
.....you sir are a nut for sure!!!! I'll be right back.......*MD gathers Eddie Murphy, Dave Chappelle, Chris Rock, Steve Harvey and the rest of the Kings of comedy in a football huddle as they are getting ready to go on stage for an All Star Extravaganza at the Apollo Theater *
She whispers quietly to them, "look you muthafuggas...I just got wind that theres a new comedian coming in from NJ ...they call him Double Ayy...all I can say is that ya'll best to get yo asses in gear cause hes coming here to take over yo business, yo money and yo women! "He don't give a shiott....no material is off limits. He will talk about yo crusty azz, yo mama's crusty azz...shioot...he'll even give you his crusty...I mean...his black azz to kiss when its all said and done. I'm just sayin....he coming to kick azz and take names...if you know shiot from shinola...you better recognize....this mofo is FUNNY! Watch yo ass out there!!!"
I'm back.....Double Ayy...since you marketing, promoting and selling my CD and Shioot....lemme hold $5.00
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