Sex question for the Brethren

Penny For Your Thoughts
Penny For Your Thoughts" - bigdaddy
Can I offer you a penny for your thoughts?
As a matter of fact, how about three?
One penny for you, one penny for me,
And one penny for our minds engaged not so sexually.
Getting intimately closer as we approach the
Climatic altitude of nude, mental, sensational... conversation.

Because Im trying to get to know everything about you
From the neck... UP.

So these are not your typical, sexual, poetical prose.
Im trying to close the door on that all too familiar freaky foreplay game.
With which most guys have chose to approach you.
While they are trying to get deeply imbedded
In the fine fibers of your bed sheets,
Im trying to find and define the fibers of which your mind speaks.
I want to engage you
By putting a two karat solitaire diamond on your mind
Marrying your every thought!

I want to lick every inch of every crevasse
So I can get an oral fix from each orifice
And taste you passionate IMAGINATION.

Id rather be naked and exposed, holding you
As we're lying and you're crying
While confiding and describing
the tough times youve had in life
And how you dont know
If you can keep a relationship long enough to be somebody's wife.

I wanna feel the heartbeat of your inner rhythms
As they lead me toward your warm, we****erfalls of feminine thoughts.
And ill swim in them.
From backstrokes, to breaststrokes,
Im penetrating every entrance... to your mind.
Taking my time to find out everything about you.

Did I ever tell you about how you
Fell asleep in my presence?
And your mere essence
Kept me awake for hours
As I cowered with this feeling
Of sexually unadulterated mental connection?

And as you lay by my side
I pushed the blinds aside
And took the time in the moonlight of that night
To count 72 eyelashes
On the upper eyelid of your right eye!
Because when you sleep
Your eyes remain open slightly.

And while we probably moves in too quickly into some sexual ****
Ive always cared more about the explicitly illicitness
That came from between you lipsmeaning your voice.

So now I am standing here
Ready to trade in all the sexual acts that we've preformed
For the chance to reform the very foundation
And the basis of our relationship.

So I reiterate my opening statement
And I offer you another penny for your thoughts!

Riiiiiiiiight. 

I miss all the good convo with my HR blocking message boards :(

i'll put my tongue wherever she wants me to put it.

aint too many things i won't do sexually.  when it comes to sex, i'm like the Outback Steakhouse: "No Rules, Just Right"

Y'all are killing me - damn!!! I'm mad I was busy @ work (may be a good thing, cuz I'd sho be'd fired...)


As far as gagging... if you do it straight on, (mouth directly over), it helps... if you're laying down and he's above... helps.

This is not something I know... it's something I've heard...  I'm still a dayum virgin...