what dances can you NOT do?

# 1 MACK_MAMA
on 5/5/09 7:47 am
Wha Chicken Noodle Soup thing?  Only thing I know to do with that involves a spoon and a couple Saltines on the side......

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Krayzsexykool
on 5/5/09 7:27 am - Douglasville, GA
Let's say what I can do...

I can (ok used to) be able to shake my  butt like a Luke dancer - in splits, in a handstand, etc.  In New Orleans, we called it p-popping.  Beyonce stole it from us, she just added a flick of her hips (and that wasn't even original to her!).  Sadly, should I attempt to do it (and I still can, not as finessed, but...)BUT, when I stop, my butt keeps on... A vibrating butt doesn't feel sexy to me.

Bus stop (to Mr. Magic - let's go back b4 the Electric Slide, peeps!!) I can do, but I too am a member of the Rhythmless Nation (but when you had a booy that  mesmerized , whatcha need rhythm fo'??)

The Fila - took a minute (more coordination than I have)

Most of the New Orleans dances and the Chacha slide.

Cabbage patch, prep, the smurf...what y'all youngsters know bout dat???

Anything else is comical.  So I sit in my chair, or have my drink and my two step...
I have an @$$h*le, therefore I have an opinion. or two... or forty.

    
IceMama
on 5/5/09 10:40 am
On May 5, 2009 at 2:27 PM Pacific Time, Krayzsexykool wrote:
Let's say what I can do...

I can (ok used to) be able to shake my  butt like a Luke dancer - in splits, in a handstand, etc.  In New Orleans, we called it p-popping.  Beyonce stole it from us, she just added a flick of her hips (and that wasn't even original to her!).  Sadly, should I attempt to do it (and I still can, not as finessed, but...)BUT, when I stop, my butt keeps on... A vibrating butt doesn't feel sexy to me.

Bus stop (to Mr. Magic - let's go back b4 the Electric Slide, peeps!!) I can do, but I too am a member of the Rhythmless Nation (but when you had a booy that  mesmerized , whatcha need rhythm fo'??)

The Fila - took a minute (more coordination than I have)

Most of the New Orleans dances and the Chacha slide.

Cabbage patch, prep, the smurf...what y'all youngsters know bout dat???

Anything else is comical.  So I sit in my chair, or have my drink and my two step...
LOL,... I can't ***** -BOP!!,...LOL!!!
ohh wait and um rock the boat,.. it go left right,left right,... lef,ri,lef,ri,.. oooo down low,.. ohhh

Now I got Cane and Abel stuck in my head with Master P uuuuuhhhhhhhh!
Dam!
Krayzsexykool
on 5/5/09 11:00 am - Douglasville, GA
I should've said Jubilee's, esp Stop all Pause.. Monkey on a stick?  Kinda stopped clubbing by then, lol.Josephine Johnnie- didn't really get it until the Queen B as in Biter (Beyonce) did it in Upgrade U.
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Monique H.
on 5/5/09 7:36 am
Jerk and the running man

I'm practicing the jerk, but there's no hope for me and the running man.
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misha
on 5/5/09 7:42 am - peoria, IL
That line dance is nothing nice is it?  Whew lawd I watched them at least ten times and still got tangled up!  I made sure I was at the end of the group so I could slink off without being seen, ugh!
taw1975
on 5/5/09 7:52 am - DFW, TX
  I used to  to be able to shake the almost non-existent azz (Beyonce style now), p* pop or percolate...the Jamaican thing would be tops on my list also. 

Alas no but I can do the bus stop/electric slide/cha-cha/cupid/or whatever they want to call it this week.
Krayzsexykool
on 5/5/09 10:13 am - Douglasville, GA
U mean wine?  I had a Colombian ex coworker point out to me I was doing it wrong... Go figure.. Was I embarassed!!! hell, I thought it was from the hips, not knees and isolating abs!! If I get it, it's by accident!!
I have an @$$h*le, therefore I have an opinion. or two... or forty.

    
diglove1
on 5/5/09 10:04 am
I love to dance so if I learn them all (yeah, I may too old for some, but I do them anyway).
Note: my version may not look like everybody else, but it's close enough!

My favorite is Chicago Steppin' and Latin dancing.
gatormom6
on 5/5/09 11:10 am
Girl please.  I can't do any of this new stuff.  Remember that dance they were doing to (now I can't remember the kid's name).  Something about superman.  Well, you see how bad it is with me!
          
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