Sperm donor??? Don't even try it...

Ayy yo,

I was kickin' it with my all female version of my posse the other day and I sat back as they were complaining about their ex-husbands, no account boyfriends, and of course their baby daddies.  One sista in the group called the men who helped to create her children deadbeat dads, while another one thought she was really hurting someone's feelings when she referred to her child's father as a "sperm donor!"

Heavens to Merga-troid!!  Not that!

Some men have a derogatory name for the women in their lives no matter what the negative situation that arises:

Bitter breakup - that stupid so and so...
Failed marriage - that *****
Baby's mother moved on with her life - that hoe...

However, there aren't any really stinging words for a man that are quite equal in hate. 

My questions to you BAF are:

1. Can you think of a more derogatory name (made up or otherwise) for a male that has created a child with a woman and is no longer taking care of his responsibilities as the child's father?  (i.e. Sperm donor, deadbeat dad doesn't work anymore - not harsh enough to me...)

2. Can you create a more derogatory name for a man who is making babys all over town and not supporting anyone of them?

3. *Bonus* Can you create a derogatory name for a man/woman who has a child outside of their marriage?  (Oooooh...  Scandalous.)

Fellas & Bruhs feel free to play along and are encouraged to do so.

1. Can you think of a more derogatory name (made up or otherwise) for a male that has created a child with a woman and is no longer taking care of his responsibilities as the child's father?  A FAILURE

2. Can you create a more derogatory name for a man who is making babys all over town and not supporting anyone of them? A USELESS FAILURE

3. If he was *MY* husband, A DEAD FAILURE

 @ A FAILURE

I like it. 

OH is tripping, my reply to #3 will not show up. The answer is a DEAD FAILURE!

It came through.  I see it.  I like that answer too. 

However, I'd put some real sting to it and say, "A ****ty Failure".  He needs the full weight of humiliation.  Don't ya think?

Hey Ayy,  'll take a shot at it!


1 Pond Scum (just taking up space and serving no real purpose) 

2 Cat Litter (a dude that is littering his seed all over town) 

3 Bloodclots - thats one of the worst Jamaican words...I say it would be very fitting in this
                          situation

@ Bloodclots

Ooooh I'm tellin' Shabba Ranks.

AWWWWWWWWW BWAHHHHHHHHHHHH

1.   I use P.P. (code for **** Po')

2.  Beyotch comes to mind.

3.  Corpse if he is mine.

1. Can you think of a more derogatory name (made up or otherwise) for a male that has created a child with a woman and is no longer taking care of his responsibilities as the child's father?  (i.e. Sperm donor, deadbeat dad doesn't work anymore - not harsh enough to me...)  PIECE OF ****

2. Can you create a more derogatory name for a man who is making babys all over town and not supporting anyone of them?  THOROUGH AND COMPLETE PIECE OF ****

3. *Bonus* Can you create a derogatory name for a man/woman who has a child outside of their marriage?  (Oooooh...  Scandalous.)  FOOL