Old School Phrases

Dalexis
on 5/5/09 12:23 am - Brooklyn, NY

My all-time fave as a kid? "Yo' Mama and all who smell like her..." lol

"When Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds to conquer." Plutach. Not true, for there are always more worlds to conquer.

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Birdman D.
on 5/5/09 12:45 am - Nappytown

RNY on 11/05/04

BIRD PIMP'EN AIN'T EASY!!!

(deactivated member)
on 5/5/09 12:56 am

RNY on 10/02/08

Oh man... When it came to Yo mama jokes, everybody knew not to step to me, cause I didn't rhyme, nor did I try to make mine all cute either. I'd make mine in the style of the questions on the old Match Game TV show and hit hard with the curses at an early age. I'd start out with something like, "Yo mama, that fat ***** she's so fuggin dumb..." No matter what I said next didn't matter because the kid who started "snappin'" with me in the first place would be so stuck on "*****" and "fuggin dumb", while the crowd would be waiting on the punchline.

Needless to say, I had to learn how to fight really fast.

Dalexis
on 5/5/09 1:05 am - Brooklyn, NY

RNY on 11/27/06

Playin' the dozen, cracking, ranking, whatever we were calling it back then, is kind of a lost art these days. I guess ppl just ain't that swift anymore. Back in the days you had to be quick witted, say whatever, just to keep 'em off of you.

Whether cracking on the momma, the clothes, whatever. Those days are over. Now, knuckleheads wanna shoot over something as corny as, "Yo' momma got a wooden leg and a kickstand."

"When Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds to conquer." Plutach. Not true, for there are always more worlds to conquer.

www.myspace.com/dalexis863

(deactivated member)
on 5/5/09 1:17 am

RNY on 10/02/08

True. Some dudes are mad sensitive these days. Bunch of candy-assed punks.

Dalexis
on 5/5/09 1:23 am - Brooklyn, NY

RNY on 11/27/06

Ya think?

"When Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds to conquer." Plutach. Not true, for there are always more worlds to conquer.

www.myspace.com/dalexis863

(deactivated member)
on 5/5/09 1:28 am

RNY on 10/02/08

Or the other thing that's the norm now:

Bringin your whole entire neighborhood to fight just one or two guys. Crazy!

(deactivated member)
on 5/5/09 12:24 am - Sweet Dreams lives in , PA

RNY on 09/15/04

I was never good at playing the dozen....my usual come back as a young kid...was "I am the rubber and you are the glue...whatever you say about me bounces off me and back to you" Na Na Na Na Na !!!

Dalexis
on 5/5/09 12:30 am - Brooklyn, NY

RNY on 11/27/06

MD, I can see you were a laugh riot back then. :) j/k, hon.

"When Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds to conquer." Plutach. Not true, for there are always more worlds to conquer.

www.myspace.com/dalexis863

(deactivated member)
on 5/5/09 12:42 am - Sweet Dreams lives in , PA

RNY on 09/15/04

Well as I got older I had no choice but to step up my game a bit.....Yeah...I am the one that had to write all her rhyming caps (playing dozen) on paper during class so that I could be prepared for the bus ride home. It was not a pretty scene. Even got a song named about me....Winnie the Pooh, Winnie the Pooh....Lisa Minner is a fat lady too. So I would usually come back with some shioot like ...At least my name is not Danny Tuler...that why yo mama had to call Roto Rooter....its a shame that I can remember all that shioot...kids can be so damn cruel....why you have to go there D....got me reminiscing and

now.....Just kidding...LOL!

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